Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” [narrating] Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My Kid Brother Looked like a Tick about to Pop!” HA! Too Much Fun! :)
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A Christmas Story - You'll Shoot Your Eye Out - Necklace
"My Father worked in Profanity the way other Artists might work in Oils or Clay. It was his True Medium, a Master." :) And this Sharp Shooting Pendant will get people quoting A Christmas Story for sure. Made with a Sterling Silver Plated Pendant Frame, Glass, an Image of Raphie and the "Official Red Ryder Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle", and Gloss, you'll relive the Hilarious Moments over and over again... All while Laughing "You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!" :)
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Scary Doll Head Pendant
GOSH! If this is just the Doll Head and it’s this Creepy, what’s the Rest of the Body look like? EGADS! Frightening Doll Head with Black Lipstick and Big Dark Eye Sockets… Hanging from a Chain around your Neck….
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Fools Gold Earrings
Pyrite is Fool’s Gold. It Fooled Miners in the Olden Days into thinking they “Stuck it Rich!” But Pyrite isn’t Gold, even though these 1/2″ Crystal Nuggets Resembles it. Shiny, Greenish-Brass Color, Precious, and Dangling from Sterling Silver Ear…
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Chocolate Cufflinks
Beautiful! I think I’m Drooling now… You may have Tons of Girls Chasing you once you put these Delicious Looking Cufflinks on your Sleeves. Featuring Two Scrumptious Chocolate Square Bars, these Cufflinks look so Realistic, you may even take…
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Zipper Belly Ring
What a Cool Belly Button Ring… A Zipper! I Can only imagine Someone Coming up to you, and pulling that Zipper Down! OUCH! These Zippers are Cute and Sparkling, and you’ll Love all the Different Colors you can Choose!
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8 Naughty Belly Button Rings
Feeling Nasty? (Like Janet Jackson?) Well Feast your Eyes on these… A Set of 8 Belly Button Rings that will take your Belly where it’s never gone before (Just kidding, we all know it has)… 8 Nasty, Naughty, Dirty…
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Optical Watch
Trying to Tell Time with this Wrist Watch is Crazy FUN! That’s because it’s an Optical Illusion Watch that Turns Time Upside down. Featuring Optical Lines that Gyrate for the Minutes and Hours, it will Change the Way you…
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