What a Bone Head...
This Skeleton attaches at the Head and Shoulders and Dangles Direly in your Ear. It's made out of the Finest Lead-Free Pewter and is just DYING to get you Animated. Shake your Thing, and let Mr. Bones Flail around like it's full of Maggots! Big Dark Eyes, a Huge Open Nose, and those CHOMPERS! Yikes! Too Cool! :)
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…
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World of Warcraft Sword Necklace
“Whomsoever takes up this Blade Shall Wield Power Eternal. Just as the Blade Rends Flesh, so must Power Scar the Spirit!”… So reads the Inscription on Frostmourne’s Pedestal in World of Warcraft. Frostmourne was the Runeblade that Ner’zhul, the…
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Pole Dancer Belly Ring
Pole Dancing is a Form of Performance Art, Historically Associated with Strip Clubs and Night Clubs, which Combines Dance and Acrobatics Centered on a Vertical Burlesque Pole! Not that anyone needs to tell you that, because this Pole Dancing…
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Red Lipstick Necklace
OMG Girl, I can’t Decide what Color of Lipstick to Wear Today… OH WELL, I Guess I’ll Wear ALL of them! :) HA! This Necklace is Cra Cra. It’s Nothing BUT LIPSTICK! All Different Shades of RED! What an…
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Human Finger Necklace
Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…
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I Like You… Maybe Earrings
LMAO! I So Want to get these for my Wife on our Anniversary… HA! I can only Imagine her Reaction… Well worth the $63 For SURE! Funny Dangle Earrings that has one Quote Shaped Earring Reading “i like you”,…












