What a Bone Head...
This Skeleton attaches at the Head and Shoulders and Dangles Direly in your Ear. It's made out of the Finest Lead-Free Pewter and is just DYING to get you Animated. Shake your Thing, and let Mr. Bones Flail around like it's full of Maggots! Big Dark Eyes, a Huge Open Nose, and those CHOMPERS! Yikes! Too Cool! :)
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Zero Fox Given Copper Bracelet
“What does the Fox say?” Not a Damn Thing! Because if it did, it would probably Cuss. The reason being… This is a Zero Fox Given Bracelet (And you know what FOX means)! It’s a Fun Bracelet that really…
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Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…
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Zombie Bracelet
You have some DEAD HEADS on your Arm ma’am. Oh wait, those are ZOMBIES! Arggggg… Cute Zombies to say the least. Just look at their Adorable Faces… Just don’t get too Close… CHOMP!
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Razor Blade Pendant
This piece will really make you stand out from the crowd! A Stainless Steel Razor Blade adorned with a Diamond! It cries Cool and Creepy at the same time. I love it!
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Crazy Cat Earrings
Okay you Crazy Cat Ladies, these Dangles are for YOU! These FUN Earrings have Insane Cats (aren’t they all?) printed on them with Whiskers, Teeth and Tongue… Trust me, EVERYONE will look at you through the Side of their…
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…