Smoking Child Chicken Bracelet
Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it. I just didn’t have a Chicken as a Best Friend! :)
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Antique Photography... Gotta Love it! Vintage Photos always look Creepy anyway... The Eyes are always Dark, the Clothing Odd, the Hair Styles Wild... And Speaking of Wild... Posing next to an Egg Layer? Well, that just takes the Coop! Stick a lit Cigarette in his Mouth, and you have the perfect Scenario for a Chicken Dance. Or a Great Conversation Starter. Right? ;)
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Jeweler’s Lighted Magnifier Visor
This easy-to-wear Magnified Visor is great for for Watch, Jewelry Repair, Arts & Crafts, and everything else. It has 3 lenses, and a built in Light!
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…
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Denture Bracelet
This just kills me. It’s making my eyes water. What an Interesting Piece of Jewelry. Dentures that wrap around your Wrist. It leaves me Speechless! Crazy and Different, you’ll need no Gum to hold these in place.
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Black Dragon Vein Bracelet
There’s Blood in them Veins… Dragon Blood! Sounds like a quote from The Hobbit, but in fact, it’s a line of Gemstones; Agates to be exact! Great looking Genuine Stones with Crazy Natural Formations and Inclusions in them that…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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