There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)

What a STUNNING Pendant! It’s Cool as Hell! Featuring a Black and White Steampunk Image and a Bright Colorful Aqua Blue Purple Butterfly! Very Striking! Very Dramatic! Very Cool! I LOVE it!

Talk about JAWS of Steel… This Bracelet is COOL! Actually made out of 18k White Gold, it’s studded with Diamonds and BLINGING like Crazy! Cool Shark Jaw with tons and tons of TEETH! CHOMP!

Charles Lee Ray (A.K.A. “The Lakeshore Strangler”, or “Chucky”) is a Fictional Character, Modeled after the True Life Story of Robert the Doll, and the Antagonist of the Child’s Play Series. Chucky is Portrayed as a Notorious Serial Killer…

Safety First! Pain Later! This really Different Looking Nipple Ring actually looks just like a Safety Pin! It Clamps like one too! Just Open it up, Slide it through your Nipple and Close it again. Simple and Effective!

Gobble Gobble… That’s Me. On Thanksgiving… Looking like a Couch Cushion… For Thanksgiving is coming, and so are the Carbs. Tons of them. And you know where they’ll go? Right in my Belly. Just like this Darling Turkey Belly…