“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…

YIKES! Everytime I see someone Eat a Fat Juicy Bug on TV, like Survivor or Fear Factor, I think about Legs in my Teeth… GAG! Some people like Bugs, some don’t. I don’t like to Step on them… But…

Nothing says AWESOME more than a pair of Dragon Nipple Rings! Except for Dragon Nipple Rings that look like Door Knockers! HA! Will people reach out and Rap these Bad Boys? Only time will tell…

What a Darling Hippity-Hop Necklace. Perfect for Easter, TODAY! A Memory Locket that opens up hosting Fun, Festive Easter Themed Charms, like: a Bunny, Decorated Eggs, a Cross and Gems… Such a Treat for Easter, one that will make…

LMAO! This Hand Painted Brooch reminds me of Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo… Doesn’t it? I can only imagine someone wearing this Fun Brooch on their Coat, Hat, Sweater, or Purse. People would bend in for a closer Inspection…

I Love me some Java… I NEED me some Java… And with this Ring, my Coffee Beans will be with me Forever! It’s a Very Cool, Stylish Clear Resin Ring that Features Real Coffee Beans that will stand out…