Star Wars Stormtrooper Collector's Watch
"...Hey, Waita-Minit! Stormtrooper Boots don't have Laces!" HA! This Cool Collector's Watch will make you want to watch Star Wars all over again. This Watch has a Brushed Finish so it resembles a Stormtrooper's Helmet (or Bucket as they say), and is Water Resistant up to 5 ATM (That's 165 Feet. So Sorry, No Gungan City Trips), Plus it also Includes an Official Collector’s Certificate and a Guarantee from the Distributor to Replace up to 36 Months after the Date of Purchase. Sweet! There's only one last thing to Say... "Don't Move!" ;)
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Genuine Meteorite Necklace
WOW! How AWESOME is this! This Very Cool Pendant is actually a REAL GENUINE METEORITE! It’s True! It’s over 4,000 Years Old! It’s a Piece of Galactic History and it can be yours Today! :)
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….
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Ouija Planchette Wood Plugs
Close your Eyes… Hold Hands. Tap your Head on the Table Once for Yes, Twice for No… HA! And if the Results are BLOODY… Just say Goodbye! Right? Well, these are the Plugs to get for your Scary Ear…
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Scary Movie Wrist Watch
Okay, the Scary Movies were Silly, but they still had some Great Moments: The Killer: “Do you know where I am?” Cindy: “Um, you’re behind the…
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…