Full Steam Ahead!
This Steamship Telegraph Watch takes you Back to a Time when Boats were Powered by Steam and Hardworking Men in an Engine Room. With Commands like Slow, Half, Full, Standby, and Dead Slow, this Watch will make you Wish for Open Seas. Instead, you just get the TIME in Cool Analog Fashion! One can only Dream, right?
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Windmill Fidget Spinner Ring
Here’s a Secret: People still Love and Use Fidget Spinners. That’s because fidget toys are ideal for the fidgeter (people like me). I use one because they keep me from chewing my nails… Other people have different uses. Which…
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Chocolate Chip Cookies Ring
You know what’s Better than a Tray of Chocolate Chip Cookies? NOTHING! I LOVE Chocolate Chips… Fresh and Hot outta the Oven… TO DIE FOR! And so this Tray of Crunchy Cookies is right up my Alley. It’s a…
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Clone LED Watch
Genetically Modified to Display the Time in a FUN and Cryptic Way, this Clone Watch is a Futuristic LED Watch that’s Programmed to Light up on Demand. Housed in a Unique Case, this Clone has two Time Modes, Date,…
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Nosferatu’s Coffin Pendant
Nosferatu means “A Symphony of Horror”! And this Coffin is Definitely Horrifying! Seeing the Skeleton Remains inside the Eternal Rest Box is Creepy, and COOL! Dark, Gothic, and so DIRE, this Pendant is the Ultimate Fright Sight!
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Bottle of Water Earrings
Water… Water… If I ever get stuck in the Desert, I’m gonna NEED these Earrings. For they look just like Miniature Bottles of Crystal Clear Water. Cute Water Bottles, Dangling from your Ear Lobes, Makes my Mouth Water just…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”












