Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling from your Neck! SWEET! Need a Back Scratcher? We got you Covered! Plus, this Necklace also has a Blinging Rhinestone! Sounds IDEAL to me! :)
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Taxidermied Mouse Paw with Rhinestone Necklace
Your Girlfriend will SQUEAK with JOY when you give her this Beautiful Critter. And... All the Toes and Claws are Intact! BONUS! This 1" Mouse Piece is Preserved by Professional Taxidermy Processes and Standards. It comes on an Antique Silver Chain with a Lobster Claw Clasp. Definitely a One-Of-A-Kind Item, that will TICKLE her Fancy! "YIKES!"
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Ho Lee Chit Pendant
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Lucky Evil Eye Tree of Life Brooch
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Anti-Kidnapping Watch Band
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Bloody Eyeball Ring
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Creepy Female Finger Bracelet
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Cheese Puff Necklace
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