Tiny Pizza Brass Adjustable Bracelet
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Marshmallow Earrings
Girl, you look like one Big Treat! YUM! Slap a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar on your Ear, Top it off with a Giant Graham Cracker and BAM… SMORE HEAD! Everybody Loves Marshmallows. That’s all I Eat when I Chow down…
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Santa Claus Christmas Cufflinks
These Cufflinks look just like me, 10 days before Christmas, running around with my mouth open like a bat outta hell… HA! Crazy Santa, Cute Cufflinks, Ideal for Christmastime. Fun St. Nick with Red and White Enamel, over Alloy…
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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Steampunk Bracelet
Alchemy Gothic’s “Galvanic Magneto Inducer Cuff-Bracelet”. Described as “the Primary Power-Source behind the GMT System, Providing Tension to the Receiving Transposition Chamber.” In other words: AWESOME!!!
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French Bulldog Earrings
These Doggie Earrings are so Cute! They are French Bulldogs that are Mixed Metals and Riveted together! What a Great Idea, what a Wonderful Look! The Copper Rivets for Eyes work Perfectly! Bow-WOW is Right! :)
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…












