These Saddle Plugs are AWESOME! Looking like a Gun Cylinder FULL of Ammo, these Plugs will look KILLER in your Ears! Stainless Steel and Cool as Hell, you’ll get TONS of Compliments with these!

LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….

M-I-C-K-E-Y B-L-O-B-S… HA! I Laughed when I saw these Beads. It’s a Charm Bracelet that’s SUPPOSED to be Mickey Mouse… Nu-Uh! Look at it. It’s more like Mickey on Drugs. A White Smudge with Black Dots and a Goofy…

LMAO!!!! Ho Ho Ho. It’s Jingle Bells for your Beard. Talk about a Hoot. Fun, Colorful Bells that actually Jingle. Jingle as you Walk. Fun Stuff that will Liven up any Room and any Mood. Just Clip these through…

EEEEK!!! There’s a Spider on your Neck… And I LOVE IT! HA! A Creepy Crawly Black Spider that will look Divine on your Sternum… Once it takes a Bite or TWO! Featuring a Black Spider, 8 Legged Beast, with…

This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…