Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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A Death - the Wish of some, the Relief of many and the End of all!
This Incredibly Detailed Locket Head is just Crazy times ten. With a Face on one side, split down the middle, and a Skull on the other with a Snake coming out of it's EYE, this Man's Head Opens up to reveal a Picture, a Portrait, a Message of some sorts... Whatever you decide to hide. It's made out of Fine English Pewter and comes on a Nickel-Free Silvertone Chain. Curious? Crack the Skull and find out...
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Red Fairy Door Brooch
What a Darling Brooch for your Hat, Coat, Purse, or Lapel… It’s a Red Door that looks so Magical and Fantastic… Perfect for any Fairy, Gnome, or Hobbit to come through. Cheery Bright Red Door that’s Welcoming and Intriguing….
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Man In Dog House Charm
HA HA HA! Talk about FUNNY! It’s a 14kt Gold, Vintage Charm of a Man in a Dog House! LMAO! Now that’s “RUFF!” ;) Guys, we all know what that feels like. OUCH! And what makes this Vintage Charm…
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Sharky Shark Cufflinks
It’s #SharkWeek2017, which means: There’s a Shark in the water… Better watch your Arms and Legs, especially if you’re wearing these Kick-Ass Cool Sharky-Shark Cufflinks. Gray Sleek Sharks, Black Beady Eyes, Hand-Painted, Perfect for the Shark Lover and DEVOURER…
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Zombie Teeth Charm Bead
Well, this is Something I’ve always Wanted Dangling off my Wrist… A Zombie TOOTH! HA! That’s a Charm Bead that will Definitely get Noticed and Provoke some Responses for Sure. Just think of the Stories you’ll be able to…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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