Wooden Stake Necklace
My mother always told me “Carry Around Protection!” And it seems, that Advice holds true… When you’re in Vampire Country! For this Creepy Crazy Pendant is a Wooden Stake that’s Dear to my Heart. A Deadly Vampire Stake, carved out of Oak Wood, encased in Brass, and Suspended upside down from a 26″ Brass Chain with one Gunmetal Link. It’s 1.5″ long, and quite the Eye Opener! :)
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Very Cool Vampire Wooden Stake Necklace Pendant
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Dill Pickle Earrings
Sweet or Sour? Does it matter? Not when you have these Cute, Dangly Dill Pickles hanging from your Ears. Looking like they belong on your Burger, they look Great on your Face!
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Wish Bean Necklace
A Wish Bean is a Mojo Bean, also called an African Wishing Bean. They are widely believed to have the Power to make Wishes Come True! Cool! You make an Odd Number of Wishes — either 1, 3, or…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Sunglass Poop Emoji Belly Button Ring
Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…
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Mummy Skull Bracelet
You know you always wanted a Mummy Bracelet! Who hasn’t? Take a look at this very Chill Bracelet, with a Mummy SKULL! Those Black Eyes, Those Teeth, Those Bandages, it’s Awesome in every way! :)
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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