World's Greatest Farter... I Mean Father Cufflinks
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Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in…
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Gay Pride Rainbow Flag Belly Ring
It’s Gay Pride Month, which means: RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE! Including your Belly Button! For this Beautiful and Colorful Gay Pride Flag is a Navel Dream come True. Featuring a 316L Surgical Steel Barbell, with some Blinging Crystal Accents, 14 Gauge,…
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Optical Watch
Trying to Tell Time with this Wrist Watch is Crazy FUN! That’s because it’s an Optical Illusion Watch that Turns Time Upside down. Featuring Optical Lines that Gyrate for the Minutes and Hours, it will Change the Way you…
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Bloody Finger Brooch
Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…
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Steel Skull With Star Ear Plug
What KICK ASS Ear Plugs… These are Carved Skulls that look so Tribal and Cool… Skulls Cut out of Steel with Stars on their Heads. AWESOME! Clean, Creepy, Smooth, and Durable. What more could you ask for? You get…
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Creepy Crawly Spider Earrings
EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…












