They Came From Below Zombie Earrings
You have some Rotting Undead Flesh Crawling down your FACE... OMG, They're Zombie Hands!!! ...Or the Wicked Witch of the East in a Combine Accident... You Decide. They're made out of Plastic Charms and Hand Painted! Nothing but the Best for your Head! Slap a Pair of Hands on, and get the most God Awful Stares at Work! Fun Stuff eh?
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Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
“A Lawyer, a Doctor, and a Zombie Walk into a Bar… Three Zombies Walk out!” :) “What does a Zombie get when he comes Home Late for Dinner?” “The Cold Shoulder!” “Why did the Zombie Stop Teaching?” “He only…
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Star Trek Starfleet Ring
With this ring on your finger, it’ll boldly go where no ring has ever gone before… For it’s a Star Trek’s fan wet dream. Featuring an exclusive ring, that’s trillion shaped, in the ideal image of Starfleet. All set…
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Human Finger Necklace
Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…
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American Flag Cufflinks
These Patriotic Cufflinks are so Clean, so Classy, so Simple and Stylish… Every American should wear them. Beautiful USA American Flag Cufflinks Featuring Red and White Stripes on one Cufflink, and White Stars on a Blue Background on the…
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Cake Slice Bracelet
This Very Cute and Very Colorful Cake Slice Bracelet is made up of 7 ADORABLE Slices of Assorted Cakes! And they all look Realistic and Edible! YUM! Slap some Ice Cream on them and Chow Down!
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Cat Treat Earrings
Okay, I’ve posted a lot of Cat Themed Jewelry; Paws, Heads, Ears… But these Earrings take the Cake. They’re Cat Treats. Or at least they look like them. Fun Cat Treat Shaped Earrings that are Ideal for your Cat…












