I Can't Command a Ship from Inside an Aquarium!
This Pin, as worn in the latest Star Trek Movies, is Full Metal Casted with a Hand Burnished Finish. It's AWESOME! Wear this on your Star Trek Uniform and go where no man has gone before... Geek HEAVEN!
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I Have To Poop Key Ring
Okay, this Key Chain Ring (which has a Loop so you can also wear it as a Pendant) made me laugh out loud. Too FUNNY! If this doesn’t sum up life, I don’t know what does. Cute Key Ring…
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Shining Hotel Carpet Bracelet
The Shining is one of my Favorite Books by Stephen King. It kept me up long Nights when I was a kid. The Labyrinth… The Bathroom… REDRUM… YIKES! And now, this Very Different Bracelet featuring Images of the Red…
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Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet
LMFAO! I LOVE Grumpy Cat… And I think Half the Internet does too. He’s just too Damned Funny! And this Bracelet is just what the Rest of the Grumpy World needs… A Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet that reads: I…
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Chopped Flesh Ring
CRAZY CRAZY RING! It’s a Ring that’s Gross enough, they just may Rush you to the Hospital! Put this Ring on and it really does look like your Fingers been Chopped, Sawed, and Mutilated. COOL STUFF! Play some Fun…
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Pac-Man Watch
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Pac-Man! I played that Game until my Fingers went Numb. And now, this Watch makes me want to Play it again! It’s SO COOL! A Pac-Man Watch that really gets it right. Pac-Man with Pixelated…
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Milk Chocolate Heart Earrings
Everyone will want to Grab and Lick your Ears with these Yummy Hearts Dangling in the Wind like a Carrot to a Horse. They’re Milk Chocolate Earrings (made out of Polymer Clay), Heart Shaped, with Dark Chocolate Icing Detail…