This is an appropriate Bracelet to wear if you’ve been Naughty… Or if you’re watching far too much CSI.

The Martini is a Cocktail made with Gin and Vermouth, and Garnished with an Olive or a Lemon Twist. Over the years, the Martini has become one of the Best-Known Mixed Alcoholic Beverages… And the Olive is a Species…

I got the Eye of the Tiger, a Fighter, Dancing through the Fire, ‘Cause I am a Champion and you’re gonna Hear me Roar!” I just wanted to get that Song stuck in your Head! HA! Get STUCK with…

There’s Nothing more Romantic than a Pregnant Woman with Piercings. Right? Well, Girls gotta look Good is what I say, so why not Keep your Piercing in and Display what’s on Board… A Baby!

I know so many people who Rescue Pets, Dogs, Puppies… it’s Crazy! And this “Rescue Mama” Bracelet is Ideal for them. A Fun Loving Rescue Bracelet Featuring Doggie Charms, Bones, Bowls, Paws, and the Words “RESCUE MAMA”. So Fun….

As William Shakespeare said “The Eyes are the Window to your Soul”, and that’s exactly what this Ring reminds me of… A Cracked Window with a Creepy Eye looking back at you… Your Soul, or a Peeping TOM? HA!…