Star Wars Death Star Lava Bead Bracelet
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Carlos Severed Finger Necklace
What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…
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Skulls Nose Ring Septum
This Awesome looking Rhodium Plated Base Metal Hoop, is a cool alternative to the Horseshoe and features a Hinge that easily opens and clicks closed. You’ll want to stick a finger up there and play with it all day!…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…
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Ouija Board Cufflinks
The Moon, the Sun, NO, GOODBYE? Nope… Just Cufflinks! HA! You know it’s Halloween when the Ouija Boards come out. And these Fun Spirit Boards, are exactly what your Dire Sleeves need. Handmade out of Polymer Clay, these Miniature…












