“Help, I’m caught in my Necklace and it’s strangling me!” Err, NO, that’s just your Zombie Hands Jewelry Dear! Trust me, you put this on… You WILL get noticed!

This PIMP Kit has it all: 4 piece Pimp Costume Jewelry “BLING” Kit featuring 1 Pimp Watch, 1 Gold Bracelet, 1 PIMP Ring, and 1 PIMP Gold Chain! Is it me, or is It Gettin’ Hot In Herre???

What the F???? This is the Craziest, most Frightening Ring/Bracelet ever. WOW! Makes my Teeth hurt just looking at it. A Horrifying Doll Face, with Lips pulled back Exposing Gnarly Gums, Wide-Eyed, Grinning on your Finger with Black Chains…

Friday The 13th… Cha Cha Chaa! Jason VoorHees… Cha Cha Chaa! Hockey Mask Pendants… Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah! It’s Friday the 13th Today, and Today is a Good Day to Bring a Little Scare, some Horror, some…

YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)

We are Unfashioned Creatures, but Half made up, if one Wiser, Better, Dearer than ourselves — such a Friend ought to be! And what a Friend this Pendant is. Cool, Crafty, Charming, and a little Bloody, you’ll want to…