Star Wars Droid Cufflinks
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
I’m gonna go out on a Limb here and say, I’d Suspect a Farting Ninja would be Silent But DEADLY! HA! Those Sneak Attacks can hit you like a Nunchuck… WHAM! Right in the Face! So next time, Go…
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Twist Pull Nipple Rings
“OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!” That’s me when I get my Nipples Twisted! (also called a Purple Nurple) But if you like that kind of thing, into the Twist and Chacha… Then These Nipple Barbell Rings are right…
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Middle Finger Ring
Well, if they ever made a ring that signifies 2020, this is that ring. It’s a fun middle finger ring, that you wear on your finger. And yes, a double impact would be to put it on your middle…
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Finger Ring
Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…
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Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two…
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Zombie Hands Necklace
“Help, I’m caught in my Necklace and it’s strangling me!” Err, NO, that’s just your Zombie Hands Jewelry Dear! Trust me, you put this on… You WILL get noticed!












