Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening Rhinestones across the Scorpion’s Back. STUNNING! With a Hinged Tail, this Scorpion can be Adjusted to Fit pretty much any 2 Fingers you Desire. Just Strap it on and you’re good to go. :)
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Gold Tone Scorpion Two Finger Elastic Band Ring
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Dexter Bubblegum Bracelet
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Cocktail Martini Drink Belly Ring
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Open Hole Belly Ring
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Nicolas Cage Meme Necklace
LOL OH BOY! It’s the Nicolas Cage Meme that Cracks me up. Starting with The Wicker Man, onto Your Argument is Invalid, Nicolas Cage’s Hilarious Face is used as a Sarcastic Response to an Obvious Observation or Statement. “You…
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Dental Teeth Bracelet
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