“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…

Classic? Or Nerdy? Either way, it’s a Big Calculator Watch that’ll raise a Few Eyebrows, and Fingers. For it looks just like a Calculator (even has the Numbers in the Correct Position), and it Lights up in Sequence to…

Nothing says I LOVE YOU like a Bony Skeleton. And with these Skeleton Hands, you can Say So Much MORE! Because these Hands are Nipple Rings. Shields that go around your Nipple and Slice through the Center with a…

A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby. The Bus Driver says: “That’s the Ugliest Baby that I’ve ever seen!” She Sits Down Fuming. She says to the Man next to her “That Driver just Insulted me!” So…

These Earrings are so Fun and Cool, they’ll SELL FAST! They’re Witchy Earrings Featuring Witch Shoes that are Adorable and Wicked at the same time. Made out of Acrylic Buttons and backed with Stainless Steel Studs, you’ll be feeling…

Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…