Humpty Dumpty Charm
Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall, Humpty Dumpty had a Great Fall… CRACK! And this Charm sure does “CRACK” me up! It looks nothing like Humpty Dumpty. It looks more like Mr. Potato Head Constipated! HA!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Eggsactly!
This Charm would look Great around your Neck! It's a Sad Humpty that looks like it's Mid-Fall! Those little Arms and Legs are Thrashing... The Mouth Ajar... It just makes me Laugh! Made from 925 Sterling Silver, this Charm is Hand Polished and comes in a Black Leatherette Gift Box... Where it will stay Forever! :) If you FALL in LOVE with this Dumpty, grab him before it's gone! :) Chain NOT included! (No wonder why he Fell)
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Skull Quartz Wrist Watch
Cool and Stylish Watch featuring a Closed Skull Lid that Hinges Open with a Push of a Button to Reveal a Hidden Quartz Watch beneath. Great Concept, Cool Punk Design… AND it has build in Red and Blue Lights…
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Joe Biden I’d Sniff That Earrings
LMAO! Here I am looking for pro-Biden earrings… and all I see are gags. Just like these fun black earring drops on silver fishhooks… Biden, Joe, of course, and his classic phrase “I’d Sniff That”. HA! Whether you love…
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Box of Chocolates Heart Ring
This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…
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Alphabet Shift Secret Decoder Ring
What a very cool and simple secret decoder ring… The Alphabet shift. Unlike many decoder rings, where they transform letters into numbers, this one is more tricky, because it’s transforming letters into letters. It’s shifting the alphabet so noting…
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Game Controller Charm
Classic Game Controller Design in a Charm that fits on those “European Style” Charm Bracelets, like Pandora, Chamilia, Biagi, and Troll. Great for the Gamer in your Life!
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