Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Leather Eyeball Cuff
WOW OH WOW! Just Look at this Incredibly Cool Leather Cuff Bracelet! It reminds me of MYST meets Evil Dead… Just look at the Realistic Eyeball… AWESOME! The Colors, the Detail, the Pupil… I LOVE IT! So Rad!
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Boo Glow in the Dark Belly Ring
Booooooooooo! Nothing like a Fun Creepy BOO in the Dark! Right? And now you can with this Ultra-Fun Belly Button Ring. Featuring an Acrylic BOO Sign, that GLOWS IN THE DARK! Turn out the Lights and Scare EVERYONE! Hanging…
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Kiss Me I’m Irish Ear Plugs
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming (March 17th), better be ready for those Kisses. And you will, with these Fun Ear Gauge Plugs reading “Kiss Me I’m Irish”. Great Plugs with a Clover on the Front and the Iconic Ireland…
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More Cow Bell Necklace
“More Cowbell” is an American Pop Culture Catchphrase Originally Derived from an April 8, 2000 Saturday Night Live Comedy Sketch which Featured Guest Host Christopher Walken and Regular Cast Member Will Ferrell. Now, it’s a FUN Pendant that will…
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Halloween Cake Necklace
I Want My Cake!!!! Who doesn’t Love Cake, right? And there’s no better Cake at Halloween time, than an Orange and Black Cake… And you know, that Black Frosting is gonna stain your lips and mouth, but you still…
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Dumbbell Tongue Ring
Hey Dumbbell… Mr. Muscles! Beef Cake! How about a Weight for your Tongue? Do some Heavy Lifting with this Cool and Sleek Dumbbell Barbell Tongue Ring. It looks just like a Real Dumbbell. How many Curls can you do?…












