Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Cthulhu Necklace Pendant
LOL I have never seen a Cthulhu look like this before, but then again, I’ve never seen a Cthulhu. Have you? Cute, Green, and made out of Polymer Clay, Acrylic Paint, and Varnish, this Pendant Necklace is Adorable. Looking…
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Marshmallow Earrings
Girl, you look like one Big Treat! YUM! Slap a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar on your Ear, Top it off with a Giant Graham Cracker and BAM… SMORE HEAD! Everybody Loves Marshmallows. That’s all I Eat when I Chow down…
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Sons of Anarchy Bracelet
The Sons of Anarchy is an American Crime Drama Television Series about the Lives of a Close-Knit Outlaw Motorcycle Club operating in Charming, a Fictional Town in California’s Central Valley. Each Season involves Two Parallel Plotlines that Intertwine and…
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F*** ME I’M FAMOUS Watch
This Bright Turquoise Ice-Watch from their has a Summery Feel and a large 48mm Dial that depicts Palm Trees, Stars… and oh yeah, that F-Me Message! :)












