Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Green Lucite Beetle Bracelet
Gorgeous! If you like bugs. And who doesn’t? It’s the most beautiful beetle bug bracelet you could wrap your wrist around. Handmade out of salad green Lucite, it’s a lovely bracelet with two real exotic blue beetles. These genuine…
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Sasquatch Cufflinks
Nothing says “I Love You” like a pair of BigFoot Cuff Links. Especially these that are Handmade with Grape-Ape Love and Care. Just look at the faces… In fact, I can’t stop looking at them! HA!
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Cat Treat Earrings
Okay, I’ve posted a lot of Cat Themed Jewelry; Paws, Heads, Ears… But these Earrings take the Cake. They’re Cat Treats. Or at least they look like them. Fun Cat Treat Shaped Earrings that are Ideal for your Cat…
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Trump Elephant Earrings
Trump you ears with these beautifully made lightweight Trump earrings. Dangle earrings with nickel-free euro-wire fishhooks, that hang 1 inch long, and a half inch wide. Hand painted with red, blue, and yellow, these dangles are plastic and sealed…
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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One Inch Ruler Pendant
The Things I Could Measure with a 1″ Ruler… A Quarter, A Pull Tab on a Soda Can, A Mini Cocktail Sausage, An Inch Worm, and… Well… That Thing! HA! One Inches can come in Handy… Really! Made out…












