Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Stradivarius Violin Earrings
Exact Replica of the Stradivarius Violin, accurate down to the Smallest Detail! Beautifully made with Pewter and 24 Karat Gold Plating. Awesome Earrings! You’ll Love them!
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LifeGem Diamond
“Oh Granny, what Big Eyes you’ve got!” “Oh Granny, what Big Ears you’ve got!” “Oh Granny, what Big Teeth you’ve got!” So let’s make a Diamond out of them! Seriously… This Diamond is made out of a Lock of…
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Creepy Mask Cufflinks
Beautiful… If you’re a Bank Robber! HA! These Creepy Ass Cufflinks are just what the Jester ordered… For they Resemble Clowns, with Big Black Eyes and an Evil Stitched Mouth… Creepy, Frightening, and IDEAL for your Sleeves at Halloween….
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Dragon Bullet Pendant
Beautiful, Manly, Deadly, and DRAGONS! WOW! Such a Cool Piece of Jewelry. It’s a Stainless Steel Pendant, looking just like a Bullet, DRAGON STYLE! With a Fantastic Dragon Pattern Wrapped around the Bullet, it’s one of the Most Iconic,…
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Dentures Ring
YIKES! This Ring looks so REAL! I can’t even imagine wearing such a Crazy Ass Ring on my Finger… But then again, it is Easier to Pick out the Popcorn Kernels when you take the Dentures out…
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Flying Ball Locket
Quidditch is a Fictional Competitive Sport in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Matches are Played between Two Teams of Seven Players Riding Flying Broomsticks, using Four Balls: a Quaffle, Two Bludgers, and a Golden Snitch… As seen here,…












