Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Cat Lady Spinner Ring
Oh Man… That’s the Last thing that the Crazy Cat Lady Needs… A Spinner Ring! HA! Cute Little Feline Cat Faces that Rotate around making all that Rubbing Friction Noise… It’s Sure to Drive the Cats in a Tizzy….
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Set of Six Rune Rings
Oh Creepy… These Twig Rings looks like they Crawled right out of the Blair Witch and are Knocking at your Tent. Crazy Handmade Rings that Feature Twigs, shaped as Runes, Cast in Sterling Silver. Dark, Oxidized, and Ideal for…
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Double AA Battery Cufflinks
You never have Batteries handy when you need them… So why not strap them to your arms? These very Unique Cufflinks look like real Double AA Batteries… So who needs the Energizer Bunny now?
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Roast Beef Ring
Preheat Oven to 375 Degrees F. Place Roast in Pan, and Season with Salt, Garlic Powder, and Pepper. Add Veggies; Carrots, Potatoes, Onions, Green Beans. Roast for 60 Minutes (20 Minutes per Pound). Remove from Oven, Cover with Foil……
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Skull Rose Brooch
Such a Beautiful Brooch! Brings Tears to my Eyes. A Plastic Black Rose with a Plastic Green Skull… So Dreamy! Tell your Dear that you really LOVE her, and stick this Creepy Pin on her Coat! Ah, true ROMANCE!
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Stink Bug Bracelet
YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!












