Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Rainbow Sheep Pride Pendant
“Baaaaa-Y!” This Pride Pendant is Perfect for the LGBT Community. It’s a Cute Pendant that reads: “I AM THE RAINBOW SHEEP OF MY FAMILY”. HA! Charming! There’s a Good Chance that there’s a Rainbow in your Family: Brother, Sister,…
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Saturn Black Watch
Crazy Cool Watch… It’s the Ziiiro Saturn Black Watch that will make People take a Second look. Or a Third! HA! It’s unlike any Watch you’ve ever seen. With a Weird Black Face that doesn’t even look like a…
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Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…
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Peragemus Steampunk Ring
AWESOME! What a Stunning Industrial Steampunk Ring! Handcarved with the Lost Wax Process, this Peragemus Rivet Ring is a Visual Spectacle. So Cool, so Different, so PUNK! Made out of Sterling Silver and Copper, this Ring is certainly one…
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Sharky The Clown Pendant
Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Nightmare Beyond Nightmares… a Clownfish… Er, Clown Shark. Sharky, Clowning around with a Button Eye, White Grin, and a Big Red Nose. A Fun Necklace that will really make people wonder WHY? I say,…
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McDonald’s McMuffin Ring
LMAO! I tell you, I don’t Eat a lot of McDonald’s Food, BUT I LOVE THEIR BREAKFAST! They have the BEST Breakfast Sandwiches and Pancakes… YUM! And this Ring, looks just like a McDonald’s Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McMuffin!…











