Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Cracks me up! A “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! Ain’t that the Truth? Great Watch for the Walking Dead Fan,…
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Real Butterfly Wing Earrings
Real Butterfly Wing Earrings that are Colorful, Bright, and Beautiful. Sealed with Glossy Resin (That makes them Durable, Lightweight, and Waterproof), these Wings are from the Day Flying Rainbow Sunset Moth from Madagascar and Measures Approx. 1.25″ x 1.75″….
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Best Friend Nipple Ring
Sometimes your Best Friend is down… Blue. Sometimes all they need is some Perking up… Well, with these FUN Colorful Best Friend Nipple Rings, they can be Loving you FOREVER. For it’s Best Friend Nipple Rings that Pierce your…
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…
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Kurt Cobain Mini Flask Necklace
Talk about a Nice Little Keepsake, all Nirvana and Kurt Cobain Fans will Love to have this Nifty Mini Flask. Hang it from your Neck and take Kurt wherever you go. This is Officially Licensed Nirvana Product, Featuring a…












