Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint Job is ATROCIOUS!
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"A V.I.P. YES! Very Important Pup!"
Just a couple BLOBS of Black Enamel and Snoopy is DONE! VOILA! A Masterpiece! And this Jerky Dog is Smiling... But it's not because of the Price! Have you seen it? Granted this Doggie is 14kt Gold, but this Ugly Pup is selling for $133.20. Who's gonna pay that for a Snoopy that looks like it went through a Meat Grinder? Where's Charlie Brown when you need him? "What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!" Not until you look in the mirror... Egads! Bad Dog!
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Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…
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I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
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Rhinestone Doggie Brooch
LOL This Dog Brooch is Cute and Ugly at the Same Time! Look at it’s HUGE Mouth! You know it has to be Drooling all over the Place. The Big Gemstone Eyes and Nose are just Adorable… This Dog…
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Sparkle Bright Polishing Cream
This Polishing Cream achieves Amazing results on Rings, Earrings, Necklaces, Bracelets, Chains and even your Motorcycle. It puts an instant shine on everything it touches… even your bald head!
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Trump Skull Ring
Okay, this just made me Laugh… A Donald Trump Ring, err, I should say, the Skull of Donald Trump, Cast in a Beautifully Designed Ring. The Details are Uncanny. With Big Blue Created Sapphire Gemstone Eyes, and those Lovely,…
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FRAK Toasters Necklace
Battlestar Galactica Fans will LOVE this! It’s a Dog Tag that Reads “FRAK TOASTERS”. FRAK is the “F” Word. Toasters are Cylons! That’s because the Cylon Centurions from the First War resembled “Walking Chrome Toasters”. And now, it’s a…
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