Snoopy Charm
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say… I don’t think this is Officially Licensed Charles M. Schulz Merchandise! If it is, someone’s on drugs! Just look at poor Snoopy… The Cut-Out seems right, but the Paint Job is ATROCIOUS!
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"A V.I.P. YES! Very Important Pup!"
Just a couple BLOBS of Black Enamel and Snoopy is DONE! VOILA! A Masterpiece! And this Jerky Dog is Smiling... But it's not because of the Price! Have you seen it? Granted this Doggie is 14kt Gold, but this Ugly Pup is selling for $133.20. Who's gonna pay that for a Snoopy that looks like it went through a Meat Grinder? Where's Charlie Brown when you need him? "What a beautiful day this is, Woodstock!" Not until you look in the mirror... Egads! Bad Dog!
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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…
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Cheese It Earrings
“What do you call Cheese that is Sad?” “Blue Cheese!” “What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” Oh the Sad State of Cheese Jokes… They’re so Cheesy… But Still, you can’t resit em. They’re Gouda! Just…
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Mickey Mouse Charm Watch
This Mickey stuff is seriously CUTE! I can’t get over how Fun this Wrist Watch is. Any Disney/Mickey Fan would LOVE IT! For it’s a Charm Bracelet Watch, with Darling Dangles of Mickey’s Famous Shorts, Glove, Ears, and M’s….
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Bloody Ear Earrings
“These Earrings are Great for Halloween!” “WHAT?” “I said…” Oh never mind. But it’s true. These Fun, Creepy Dangle Ears are Ideal for the Spookiest Time of the Year. They’re Ears. Bloody Ears. Severed from Rubber and Painted all…
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…
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5.25″ Christmas Glitter Icicle Earrings
Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…
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