Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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Green Lantern Ring
…Beware My Power, GREEN LANTERN’S LIGHT! This AWESOME Stainless Steel Men’s Ring will make you feel like a Superhero! With the iconic Green Lantern Symbol, the Enameling is Detailed and COOL, and makes this Ring stand out!
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Alien Encapsulated Earrings
Look out Roswell, these Earrings are showing your True Secrets! Encapsulated in Clear-Light Blue Resin, these Alien Specimen are Bony White and Curled up with Dark Black Eyes and Oval Heads! Cool Earrings that are OUT of this WORLD!…
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Jeff The Killer Watch
This Watch is CRAZY! It’s Jeff the Killer! Who is Jeff the Killer? Well, it’s one of the Internet’s Most Disturbing Legends: Jeff the Killer’s Face was Burned off with Acid and he Hides in your Closet telling you…
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Space Invaders Cufflinks
“Pew Pew Pew!!!” That’s me playing Space Invaders (and Dying Horribly). Space Invaders is an Arcade Video Game created by Tomohiro Nishikado and Released in 1978, and it’s still one of the Best Games ever Created. So Honor that…
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