Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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Michael Myers Bead
SICK BEAD! It’s a charm bead that’s a cut above the rest. A Michael Myers Charm that will slide over your charm bracelet, or necklace. A crazy creepy bead with a hole in his head. With dark eyes and…
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Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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Game Console Ear Plugs
These look Awesome until someone grabs your Head and starts to Play! HA! Neat Game Console Ear Plugs that are Great for the Gamer Geek! Sleek, Colorful, and COOL! It makes you want to have some FUN!
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Goldfish Water Bag Earrings
LMAO! These are Crazy… If you like Fish. But when it comes to Goldfish, who wouldn’t Love them? They have so many Flavors, I eat them all… Oh wait, that’s Crackers… HA! But I’m sure you’ll get tons of…
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Underwear Stud Earrings
Let’s face it, we can’t all be Tom Cruise wearing Sunglasses, Dancing around in our Underwear (Risky Business)… Oh wait, we can! Because these Underwear, are Earring Studs, and it’ll make you Dance and Sing that “Old Time Rock…
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Handcuff Key Cufflinks
James Bond could really use these… It’s the Uncuff Cufflinks… The Cufflinks that can be used to OPEN Handcuffs! Talk about Cool! Get out of a Tight Jam with these. Put the Cufflink Toggle-Key into the Handcuff Key Slot…
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