Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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666 Nipple Ring
Six Hundred Sixty-Six is Called the “Number of the Beast” in Chapter 13 of the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament. 666 is the Sum of the First 36 Natural Numbers, and it’s a Triangular Number, which is…
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In One Ear Out The Other Earrings
What an Awesome Pair of Solid Copper Stamped & Textured Earrings reading “In One Ear” and “Out The Other”. Earrings Dangle Measuring 5/8″ in Diameter, and are made of Surgical Steel Earwire.
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Induction Principle Ring
SWEET! Look at this Incredibly Detailed Alchemy Gothic Ring. It’s the Dr. Von Rosenstein’s Induction Principle Ring that’s Two-Tone and Cool as Hell! :) Featuring an Ancient Gothic Pattern which May, or May Not, mean more than it Seems,…
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Hammer Nipple Barbell Set
Can’t touch this, Look man u can’t touch this, You’ll probably get hyped boy ’cause you know you can’t u can’t touch this, Ring the bell school’s back in break it down, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Stop Hammer time!!! Hammer yours…
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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