“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…

Ah, the Three of Swords: Rejection, Sadness, Loneliness, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Separation, Grief… Sounds about right. It’s a Heart Stabbed by 3 Swords, you can’t get any more Broken than that. But hey, it makes for one Very Cool, Eye-Opening…

Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…

YIKES! Trick ‘r Treat, Pumpkinhead, The Pumpkin Karver… All Frightening Pumpkin Movies that will Haunt your Halloween, and your Head! And just like this Chilling Scary Jack-O-Lantern Head Pendant, Handmade from Polymer Clay, it’s Orange, Smiling, and Creepy as…

Fat, Sweaty, and Pinning your Down… YEAH BUDDY! Or at least, Pinning down your French Sleeves. For it’s Sumo Wrestlers making the Cutest Darn Cufflinks you’ll ever See. Great for Weddings, Formal, Business Attire, Best Gifts for Men, Grooms,…

LMAO! Being Swag is one thing… Being a Swagg Penguin is another. And this Dangling Penguin is Hip, Cool, and Ultra Swagg (Double G!) Made out Acrylic, with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Belly Button Ring features…