Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t it? Especially when you’re Wearing this Big Ass Ring! HA!
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Personalized Handmade Glass Ring
This RING makes me Laugh. It's a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ring reading "Divorced and ready to mingle"... It literally takes up all of your Knuckles! HA! It's almost like wearing a Placard. :) Advertise that Crap! The Cool thing about this Gigantic Ring made of Glass, is the Fact that you can Personalize it with whatever Message you Want! That's Really Cool! Have Fun with it, and tell it like it really is! Divorced and LOVING IT! :)
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Piano Keys Ring
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar… The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors”… oh the Groans… But no groans with this Ring. It’s a Stainless Steel Ring with Piano Keys all…
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Safety Pin Nipple Ring
Safety First! Pain Later! This really Different Looking Nipple Ring actually looks just like a Safety Pin! It Clamps like one too! Just Open it up, Slide it through your Nipple and Close it again. Simple and Effective!
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Zombie Head Brooch
“Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” This is me in the morning… Dead to the world. Hair messed up. Crusties in my eyes… And the breath… WOW! HA! This Handmade Walking Dead Brooch Pin is Crazy Good Scares. Featuring some Poor Zombie, Dead Head,…
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Endless Luck Charm Bracelet
Oh boy, I need a Bracelet like this… It’s an Endless Good Luck Charm Bracelet, that has about every Lucky Charm Symbol you can imagine… And more. 20 Charms, like a Lady Bug, Horseshoe, Elephant (trunk up), Wishbone, Shamrock,…
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Brain Cake Necklace
Oh to be a zombie and eat cake… Brain cake! A fun necklace that’s horror and sweets combined. A beautifully sculpted brain cupcake, dangling from a black link chain, and joined with a scary knife. So charming. Perfect for…
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