Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t it? Especially when you’re Wearing this Big Ass Ring! HA!
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Personalized Handmade Glass Ring
This RING makes me Laugh. It's a HUGE HUGE HUGE Ring reading "Divorced and ready to mingle"... It literally takes up all of your Knuckles! HA! It's almost like wearing a Placard. :) Advertise that Crap! The Cool thing about this Gigantic Ring made of Glass, is the Fact that you can Personalize it with whatever Message you Want! That's Really Cool! Have Fun with it, and tell it like it really is! Divorced and LOVING IT! :)
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Ninja Can’t See Me Pendant
A Ninja was a Covert Agent or Mercenary in Feudal Japan. The Functions of the Ninja included Espionage, Sabotage, Infiltration, and Assassination, and open Combat in certain situations. Espionage though, was the Chief Role of the Ninja. With the…
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Zombie Tooth Brooch
Niceeeeee! So much for my Sweet Tooth… Now it’s a Bloody Tooth that’s Perfect for the Tooth-Fairy’s Hat, Coat, Sweater, or Purse. A Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Human or Zombie Tooth… GROSS and COOL! Made out…
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Doge Meme Earrings
Doge is an Internet Meme that became Popular in 2013. The Meme consists of a Picture of a Shiba Inu accompanied by Multicolored Comic Sans Text that Represents a kind of Internal Monologue, and Deliberately Written in Broken English….
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Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…
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Slutella Necklace
This reminds me… I should buy my Girlfriend a Necklace for Valentine’s Day. HA! Such a Funny Ass Pendant that actually made me Laugh Out Loud when I saw it. Really. A Necklace made out of Metal (Choose what…
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Halloween Charm Bracelet Beads
They’re so SPOOKKKYYYYY! Cute, Darling, SPOOKY Charms that are Ideal for the Halloween Season. Featuring a Collection of 12 Beads, these fit all the Favorite Charm Bracelets like Pandora, Troll, Chamilia… Skull, Candy Corn, Pumpkin, Jack-O-Lantern, Black Cat, Bat,…
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