You do have Bony Fingers don't you?
This Bracelet/Ring/Walking Dead piece of Jewelry is very, very PUNK! People will be mortified... Exactly what you want! The Bracelet is Adjustable... The Bones Stretch... The Fingers Bleed... no just Kidding (you wish). But it does look pretty Cool and Gruesome! I can't wait to see what your Mom says! Rock on!
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Zipper Anklet
Check out this Ultra COOL Punk Rocker Style Zipper Shaped Anklet! What a Great idea, and how Cool will this look on your Ankle? Great Brassy look that just adds Personality to your already HIP attire! ZIP!
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Black Cats Wrist Watch
LMAO! What time is it? CAT NAP TIME! This Fun and Whimsical Cat Watch features Different Black Cat Silhouettes for all the Hours of the Day. Funny Black Cats with Big Googly Eyes makes looking at the Time a…
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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…
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Dichroic Bubbles Ring
This Ring looks just like Bubble Wrap… Bubble wrap is a Pliable Transparent Plastic Material commonly used for Packing Fragile Items. Regularly Spaced, Protruding Air-Filled Hemispheres (Bubbles) Provide Cushioning and FUN Popping! :) But these Bubbles YOU CAN NOT…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…