27mm Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
Nothing looks better in your Ears than Blood. Right? Especially when your Ear RIPS and that Zombie Chews it off. I HATE it when that happens. :) These Bloody Zombie Ear Plugs are 1 1/16" (27mm), and come in a PAIR. That way, both your Ears can be Bloody with Zombies. Sure to make everyone take notice and RUN... Now just add some Fake Blood on your Shirt (like this I'm Fine T-Shirt) and you're good to go Eat... BRAAAAAAINZZZZ! :)
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Necklace
A Pair of Peanut Butter and Jelly Necklaces… one for you and one for your bff! :)
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Zombie Invasion Ear Plugs
“A Lawyer, a Doctor, and a Zombie Walk into a Bar… Three Zombies Walk out!” :) “What does a Zombie get when he comes Home Late for Dinner?” “The Cold Shoulder!” “Why did the Zombie Stop Teaching?” “He only…
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Eyeball Ear Plugs Tunnel Expanders
The better to see you with… It’s EYES! Lots of them. People will call you 4 eyed, or 6 eyed, for sure. But these eyes are for your ear holes, and their blood shot, of course. Featuring eyeball ear…
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Hannibal Skull Ring
What a Creepy Ass Ring! WOW! Ain’t nobody Scarier than ole Hannibal Lecter… That Silence of the Lambs movie was Incredible! “I Drink your Blood, I Eat your Flesh! Quid Pro Quo… I Ate his Liver with some Fava…
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…
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Windmill Fidget Spinner Ring
Here’s a Secret: People still Love and Use Fidget Spinners. That’s because fidget toys are ideal for the fidgeter (people like me). I use one because they keep me from chewing my nails… Other people have different uses. Which…