Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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Ruby Red Slippers Necklace
“Then Close your Eyes and Tap your Heels together Three Times. And think to yourself, ‘There’s no Place like Home…’” These Ruby Red Slippers look just like the real Shoes worn by Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz!…
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Piano Key Cufflinks
Cufflinks are a Fashionable Accessory for many Occasions and show a Mark of Elegance for Men. And these Awesome Piano Key Cufflinks can be worn with Jeans or Evening Attire! Great for the Musician or the Music Lover!
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Vanity Mirror Watch
Does a Hair on your Head Dare to be out of Place? Does your Make-up need a little Fixing? Both Girls and Guys will certainly take a Longer Peek at this Vanity Mirror Wrist Watch! I Bet you Think…
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Gothic Skull Engagement Ring
Oh Nice… Talk about a Black Heart. HA! It’s the Most Awesome Gothic Engagement Ring you’ll find yet. Featuring an Engagement Ring, with a 2.85 Carat Round, Black Moissanite (Man-Made Diamond), set in 6 Prongs and Surrounded by Black…
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Moonglow Ring
Talk about KICK ASS! These Titanium Rings have a section in them called “Moonglow”. Moonglow is a special “Photoluminescent Polycarbonate” that soaks up Ambient Light and glows Bright Green for Hours! AWESOME!!!
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Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…
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