Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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RIP Gravestone Earrings
Nice… These Earrings are to DIE for! Really. Creepy Tombstone Earrings that look like real Headstones off a Grave. YIKES! Ideal for Halloween, since everything goes Bump in the Night… Dire Earrings, handmade out of Cherry Wood, RIP Engraved,…
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Keebler Elf Cookie Ring
Love Keebler Elf Cookies? Those Fun Crazy Colorful Elves that live in a Tree and make Fabulous Sweets… Just like this Realistic Food Ring that looks just like a Keebler Cookie (Filling and all). Elwood, the most Famous Elf…
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Cat Butt Earrings
These Cat Butt Dangly Earrings MADE ME LAUGH! So FUNNY AND CUTE! Great Gift for the Cat Lover and the Crazy Cat Lady. Adorable Gray Tiger doing what it does best… Puts it’s Butt in your Face! HA! Love…
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Dog Nose Necklace
How Cute is this? It’s a Dog Nosed Necklace that features a DOGGIE NOSE (for Dogs “20lbs” or Smaller)… That’s Not only Adorable, but it’s Cast from YOUR REAL DOG’S NOSE! Awwwwww COOL! Plus, it’s Personalized with your Dog’s…
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Braille Asshole Pendant
LOL It’s a Braille Pendant (Horizontal or Vertical) that’s Funny, Cute, Charming, and Unique. This Custom Necklace allows you to Write your own Special Message, Like “ASSHOLE!” What a Hoot! Completely Handmade, this Porcelain Pendant is Level One Braille,…
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Carrot Stud Earrings
“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?
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