Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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Dabbing Shiba Inu Necklace
The Shiba Inu is the Smallest of the Six Spitz Breeds of Dog from Japan… And the Dab, Dabbing, is a Simple Dance Move in which a Person (or a Dog) Drops its Head into the Bent Crook of…
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The Office Buttlicker Name Tag Lapel Pin
OMG… The Buttlicker Scene from The Office: Episode 71 “Customer Survey”… HILARIOUS! Dwight and Jim are sitting around rehearsing a Sales Call, when Jim, Pretending to be the Client, calls himself “Bill Buttlicker” (Watch the entire clip here on…
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Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it…
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Black Rose Halloween Bracelet
Black Roses are straight out of a Fairytale World. Classified as Improbable and “Unnatural”, the Dark Color represents Mystical Expectation, and even Dire or DEATH! But hey, it’s Halloween, so a little Blood will do everyone some good. And…
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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