Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her Forehead and Yanked the Stupid Thing OUT! There! Let’s see how much Moaning she can do without a Tongue!” HA! That’s what this Brooch Reminds me of. :)
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Creepy Tooth with a Butcher Knife Brooch Pin
Nothing Says I LOVE YOU like a Human Tooth Brooch Pin and a Butcher Knife. Right? And this Human Tooth is Yellowed and GROSS and made out of High Quality Polymer Clay. It's a Primitive Dirty Look with a Tiny Metal Butcher Knife Stuck inside. Creepy, Cool, and Interesting... This will Remove your Toothache FOREVER! Plus, trust me... it won't Hurt a Byte! :)
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Tombstone Halloween Ring
“Do you know how many People are Dead in a Cemetery?” “ALL OF THEM!” HA… A little Graveyard Joke… I’m sure you’re DYING with Laughter! You know Halloween is coming when the Tombstone Ring comes out. Frightening Good Fun,…
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Twizzler Ring
Twizzlers… Did you know that the manufacturer of Twizzlers is one of the Oldest Confectioneries in the U.S.? Trademarked in 1870, this company makes just about every Flavor and Color of Licorice you can Imagine… And they look just…
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Ten Commandments Tie Tack
For those that forget the Ten Commandments, here they are! Tacked right to your Tie for Easy Access. Finished in a Brushed Pewter Tone and Measuring 1 1/4 inches Tall, this Pin has the I – X Numerals Inscribed…
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American Flag Cufflinks
These Patriotic Cufflinks are so Clean, so Classy, so Simple and Stylish… Every American should wear them. Beautiful USA American Flag Cufflinks Featuring Red and White Stripes on one Cufflink, and White Stars on a Blue Background on the…
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Kim and Kanye Necklace Set
“You know what Legos and Kim Kardashian have in Common?” “They are Both made out of Plastic!” OH, too much? “What does Kim Kardashian and Door Knobs have in Common?” “Everyone gets a Turn!” Oh… Okay. Okay! Let’s have…
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Cat Butt Earrings
These Cat Butt Dangly Earrings MADE ME LAUGH! So FUNNY AND CUTE! Great Gift for the Cat Lover and the Crazy Cat Lady. Adorable Gray Tiger doing what it does best… Puts it’s Butt in your Face! HA! Love…
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