The Colossal Kraken Arang Wood Ear Gauge Plug
Clash of the Titans really brought the Kraken to life, but Pirates of the Caribbean sealed his Fate! And just like these Kick Ass Ear Plugs, somehow the Kraken will live on. Made of Organic Arang Wood, these Kraken Plugs are Sold as a Pair, and Feature Hand Carved Tentacles and an Evil Eye that stares out from your Earlobe. They are Double Flared and come in many different Gauge Sizes. Order a Pair Today, and bring down the Boat Tomorrow! :)
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KFC Logo Cufflinks
I smell something Cooking… And it ain’t you, because you’re out on the town wearing these Spiffy KFC Cufflinks! Cool Cufflinks that’ll make you lick your fingers. Really!
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Zombie Food Necklace
HA! I LOVE Weird People, and the Person that MADE this, AND the Person that Wears this Qualifies for that TITLE! COOL and CREEPY Dish of nothing but BRAINZZZZZ! With a Bloody Spoonful, of Course! :)
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Real Human Tooth Ring
EGADS! This Ring Contains a REAL Human Tooth! WOW! This Etsy Artist must be the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist, because this Ring is Crazy and Gory! Real Teeth? OMG! Just Think of the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this!
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Willy Earrings
Insert Dick Joke Here… These are a Hoot! Let these Bad Boys hang from your ears, and people will start to look at you funny. But then again, if you’re wearing them, I’m sure you’re already a little fun…
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Combover Smoking Man Pendant
A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous…
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Lava Style Digital Watch
These Watches are just Cool, Trendy and Stylish. You can Choose between a Black Watch with Blue or Red LED Lights, or a Silver Plated Watch with Blue or Red as well. Sleek, Smooth Watches that everyone will just…












