The Colossal Kraken Arang Wood Ear Gauge Plug
Clash of the Titans really brought the Kraken to life, but Pirates of the Caribbean sealed his Fate! And just like these Kick Ass Ear Plugs, somehow the Kraken will live on. Made of Organic Arang Wood, these Kraken Plugs are Sold as a Pair, and Feature Hand Carved Tentacles and an Evil Eye that stares out from your Earlobe. They are Double Flared and come in many different Gauge Sizes. Order a Pair Today, and bring down the Boat Tomorrow! :)
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LEGO Star Wars Watches
Who doesn’t love LEGO or Star Wars? Really! And to combine them… Geek Heaven! And Think Geek has some very Cool LEGO Watches right now, featuring Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, or Yoda, you can feel the power…
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Japanese Zombie Girl Necklace
LMAO! This Just makes me Laugh! It’s a Japanese Girl, a ZOMBIE no doubt, Eating a BIG BOWL OF BLOODY BRAINS! HA! Too Funny! Look at her Huge Wide Eyes Staring Right into your Soul. Creepy and Hilarious at…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Dog Poop Necklace
OMGGGG! I hope you already Ate, because this will Curve your Hunger… Just like the Curved Pile of Fresh Dog Poop… NICE! Looks so Real you can almost Smell it. Talk about a Gag Gift… GAG is right! It’s…
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Sheep Earrings
These Sheep Earrings are TOOOO CUTE! Just look at their Smiling Faces. Their Fluffy Wool. Their Colorful Dangling Legs… Talk about the “OOOHHHS” and “AAAAHHHHS” you’ll get Baaaaaa-ck! :)
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Easy Street Belly Button Ring
This Sounds like a Bad Sesame Street Parody, but hey, if the Shoe fits… Slip it in and be Merry. For it’s a Street Sign right up Ho Alley. “Easy Street” Sign, Rectangular and Pink, Dangling from a 7/16″…












