Combover Smoking Man Pendant
A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous Men who had Combovers: Don Rickles, Donald Trump, Prince Charles, Heywood Banks, The Emperor Constantine, and my Step-Dad who has the WORST Combover. Egads! Just like this Pendant…
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Funny Gag Gift Smoking Man with Combover Pendant
Talk about a GEM... This Lovely Little 24 inch Pendant is certainly going to make people LAUGH and HOOT! How can you not? It's a Print of a Painting (called "Blind Date: Earl Jr" - or as someone said 'Ugly Rob Lowe" HA!) that depicts a Horrible Combover, Goatee, Beady Eyes, and Smoking a Cigarette all at the same time. It's Wrong in every way... And that's why you NEED it! Made with a Fine Art Print, a Round Metal Bezel and Glass, this Crazy Dude will make your Eyes Water. It's just too Funny! Buy Baldy TODAY! Even if it's a Gag Gift, it's Worth the Couple Bucks!
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Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…
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Bloody Zombie Gummy Bear Pendant
LMAO! This is Cute… If you like Blood, and Gummy Bears… HA! It’s a Handmade Resin Pendant, that looks just like a Green Gummy Bear. Only a Dead one… For this Bear is Stitched and Bloody and will look…
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Lick Me Nipple Ring
Well now that’s a Sign for your Dog, right? A Lovely, and Blinging Pave “LICK ME” Nipple Ring… WOW! So Pretty, so Shiny, so Sexy… A Clicker Ring that Pierces your Nipple and Reads “LICK ME”… Talk about Giving…
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Santa Chihuahua Dog Earrings
LMAO! These Dangle Earrings are ADORBS!!!! Cute little Chihuahua Dogs, wearing a Fun Loving Santa Outfit, Hanging from Festive Fish Hook Earrings with a Gleaming Red Gem… AWESOME! Talk about Cute-Overload! You’ll love the Complements you’ll get this Season,…
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Egyptian Mummy Tie Tack
Creeee-eeepy! What a really Cool and Creepy Tie Tack… An Egyptian MUMMY! Or is it Daddy? You can’t tell until you UNTIE it… HA! And this TIE Tack, is Perfect for that Halloween Tie. Made out of Metal with…
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Chocolate Donut Bracelet
Homer Jay Simpson APPROVES of this Bracelet! Really! Who wouldn’t? Just look at it… It’s making my Stomach Growl! So Tasty Looking. So Cute. So Cool… Sweet Tooth anyone?
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