LMAO! With April Fools coming, tell everyone you got a nose ring. And then when you see them, show them this… HA! It’s a nose ring! A funny ring, with a polymer clay nose on top. And what’s even…

What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…

Beautiful and Stunning Meteorite and Dinosaur Bone Ring with a Mokume Gane Pinstripe! Totally Cool, Unique and hey, did I say it’s DINOSAUR BONE???? Awesome Ring! It really does kick butt.

LOL PRANK PRANK PRANK. That’s one Prank Per Carat… Oops… “CARROT” It’s a Fake Engagement Ring containing 3 Whole “Carrots” that will Certainly turn her Face Orange! Carved Carrots, with Stems, Cast in Alloy, Rhodium Plated Silver Finish, making…

I really Dig Cool Ass Rings, and this Alchemy Gothic Style Ring is AWESOME! It’s a Mix of Pewter and Bronze and Symbolizes the Triumphant Harmony of Nature and The Creator. I LOVE it! It’s Antiqued, Dark, and Very…

“WHAM” “BAM” Thank You Ma’am! These BAM! Cufflinks (NOT Bam Margera) are Kick-Ass Cool! They are Retro Superhero Style Cufflinks that are Knocking the Hell out of your French Cuffs. Really!