“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…

“So how’s Sarah?” My Friend Asked, “Bet She’s more Excited than you for the Wedding!” “She’s like a Headless Chicken.” I Replied. “Oh I Bet, Running around Trying to get Everything Sorted for the Big Day, is She?” “No……

SWEET! These Bunnies look good enough to eat! I LOVE Easter… Candy! :) Especially all those Chocolate Eggs, Bunnies, and Peeps… YUM! And to be able to Wear Chocolate Bunnies in my Ears… SCRUMPTIOUS! I’d HOP with Joy! Looking…

“Why are frogs so happy?” “They eat whatever bugs them!” “What’s a frog’s favorite game?” “Croak-et!” “What kind of shoes do frogs wear?” “Open toad!” Okay, enough Jokes that will turn you Green… It’s an Emerald Green Frog climbing…

I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…

“When Does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When Something Tickles its Funny Bone!” “What does a Skeleton Order at a Restaurant?” “Spare Ribs!” Bah aha ha! They’re not that Funny! But you’re Probably Smiling a little bit like this Cool Skull…