Scented Fortune Cookie Pendant
This Fortune Cookie looks like the real thing, and on top of that... IT SMELLS! Yes, that's right. It smells like Sugar Cookies! YUM! Toasted to a Beautiful Golden Brown and Crisp at the Edges, it looks like you can eat it, but I wouldn't. It's made out of Polymer Clay! YIKES! AND... You can't Crack it Open to Read the Concealed Message within either... because it's Clay, and there is NO Hidden Message. It's just a Lucky Cookie that you give to your Sweetheart. Got it? Get it! Good!
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Not Safe For Work NSFW Pin
Well, with all the Adult Content Censoring on Tumblr, this Pin might be right up your Alley. It’s a NSFW Brooch that will Warn everyone about your Intent. Whether it be Language (Most Notably) or any other Inappropriate Conduct,…
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Funny Monkey Cufflinks
“What do you call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey Pee, Monkey Poo! Ha… And with these Cufflinks, you’ll go APE too. For they’re the Funniest set of Cufflinks yet. Featuring a Crazy looking…
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Mosquito Repellent Bracelet
If you’re going out, you might as well go in Style, and be Smart at the same time. Because Mosquitoes this years are a BEAR! They are everywhere! I got Swarmed at the Door, Dive Bombed and I ran…
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Cupcake Nipple Shield
You wanna Lick some Frosting? Well then take a lick of this… This Ultra-Cute Cupcake Nipple Shield is so SWEET it’ll make your Teeth Hurt. The Barbell BLINGS, the Nipple Stings! :)
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Cell Membrane Ring
“What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?” “Mitosis!” Oh that makes my Brain hurt… But much like this Ring, it’s Rich in other ways. Featuring a Cell Membrane Ring, wrapping a…
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Green Gothic Skull Ring
Get your Fingers ready for Halloween with this Ultra-Witchy Engagement Ring. Featuring a Gothic Skull Ring with a Lovely Green CZ Stone. Perfect for Cosplay, this Ring is Bone Chilling and Creepy Good. Plus, you can Purchase the Skull…