“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…

This Sounds like a Bad Sesame Street Parody, but hey, if the Shoe fits… Slip it in and be Merry. For it’s a Street Sign right up Ho Alley. “Easy Street” Sign, Rectangular and Pink, Dangling from a 7/16″…

Doctor Who Fans, step right up! This Watch is made just for YOU! This Collector Series Watch is a Limited-Edition Watch that’s reminiscent of Dalek Caan’s armored Shell, with Brassy Gold Balls on a Black Leather Band! SO COOL!

PINCH PINCH That’s what People like to do with Nipples, Cheeks, Heads and Buttocks! PINCH! You can’t Help it! And with this Nipple Bar Ring, you’ll get Pinched for SURE! It’s a Barbell Nipple Ring that looks just like…

Santa will look Jolly as he Rocks your Sleeves this Christmas. It doesn’t get more Festive than Old St. Nick in Bright Red and White Enamel Sporting your French Cuffs. Santa comes in a Presentation Gift Box, and you…

Here’s a Secret: People still Love and Use Fidget Spinners. That’s because fidget toys are ideal for the fidgeter (people like me). I use one because they keep me from chewing my nails… Other people have different uses. Which…