“Why are frogs so happy?” “They eat whatever bugs them!” “What’s a frog’s favorite game?” “Croak-et!” “What kind of shoes do frogs wear?” “Open toad!” Okay, enough Jokes that will turn you Green… It’s an Emerald Green Frog climbing…

This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…

You know when Aunt May turned into a Zombie and was Ripping apart your Poor Pet Hamster (Barney)? Yeah, she had that Long Strand of Intestine Stuck in her Teeth and when she Smiled… EGADS! Intestines like this Beautiful…

“Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow” “Woof, Woof, Woof…” It’s a Pet Wrist Watch that’ll have everyone Barking. A Fun Christmas Watch, Featuring a Darling Cat and Dog, Adorned with Santa Hats as the Dial Background. A Big Easy-To-Read Face, a…

Some Cats are born with Looks, some are NOT! And this Cat, well, this Cat looks like it fell from an Ugly Tree and hit every Branch on the way down. HA! I’m not kidding either… They even truly…

Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing…