UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Mr. Right Mrs. Right Wrist Watches
LMAO! If this isn’t right… HA! It’s Matching Wrist Watches, His and Hers, that read: Mr. Right on one Watch, and Mrs. Right ALWAYS on the other! Talk about a HOOT! With a Mustache and a Pair of Red…
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Crop Circle Brooch
I am in LOVE with this Brooch! HOW COOL! I’ve always been Intrigued with Crop Circles. ALWAYS! A Crop Circle is a Sizable Pattern Created by the Flattening of a Crop such as Cereal, Rapeseed, Reeds, Thistle, Grass or…
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Watermelon Drop Earrings
“Why do Watermelons have Fancy Weddings?” “Because they Cantaloupe!” “When do you Go at Red and Stop at Green?” “When you’re Eating a Watermelon!” Ha! I Could go on and one, but I’ll Stop at the Rind! If you…
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!
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Skateboard Ring
SHEER BEAUTY! WOW! I am a Big Fan of Rich Woods and this Ring is SLICK and SWEET! Made out of Reclaimed Skateboards with the Unique Color Combinations of Vibrant Maple Veneer! The Sharp Rows of Orange and Blue…
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Tribal Dragon Spiral Taper Plug
Crazy, Freaking AWESOME! It’s like ALIENS… Creepy, Black Spiral Taper that’s actually a 3D Tribal Dragon Ear Stretcher. And it’s Detailed as all get out. Crafted out of Acrylic, this Ear Plug is Dark, Goth, and Scary COOL! 5mm,…