Christmas Santa Brooch
This Brooch practically Screams “Merry Christmas!”… “SCREAMS” is Right! I’ve never seen a Santa look like this, and I hope I never do again. I’m having Nightmares now… Freaky Santa will look GREAT on that Ugly Christmas Sweater though! :)
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UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Nautical Anchor Nipple Shield
Nautical Girls and Boys, hold onto your Sailor Hats… Because this Nipple Shield is Baby Blue, Slick and Silver, and it will look HOT in the Afternoon Sun! Or… It’ll make you look like you just got off a…
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Fight Club Ring
Get your FREAK on! Really! Put this little bity FIST on your Finger and Box away! With this Ring on, EVERYTHING looks like a Punching Bag! Take that Cat…!
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Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
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Steamhammer Necklace
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Piece of Steampunk Jewelry! A Steam-Hammer Necklace that is BEYOND Steampunk! It’s Incredibly Cool with all the Copper, Wire and Gold Gears! Just Beautiful to look at, AWESOME to Wear! :)
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Stonehenge Charm
Stonehenge, one of the Most Famous Sites in the World, is a Prehistoric Monument located in Wiltshire, England. It’s a Ring of Standing Stones that are still a Mystery Today. The People who Constructed the Site around 3100 B.C….
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