UGLY Sweater, Here I Come!
This Santa will turn you into Stone if you Gaze into those Dark Eyes too Long! Scary! Who in their Right Mind... Why? I just don't get it! But, it is FUNNY! Seriously, if you have an UGLY Christmas Sweater Contest at Work... Buy this Brooch! It will Seal the Deal! Looks like St. Nick has had a few too many Eggnogs! :) "Ralph..."
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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…
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The Ultimate PEANUTS Charm Bracelet
“Ugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!” HA… It’s PEANUTS, and we all grew up with Charlie Brown and the Lovable Snoopy! And now, you can…
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Bite Me Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR BELLY! This Cool Belly Ring has Dangling Bloody FANGS that read “Bite Me” across the Upper Teeth! Creepy and Awesome at the same time! CHOMP!
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Scary Halloween Pumpkin Pendant
YIKES! Trick ‘r Treat, Pumpkinhead, The Pumpkin Karver… All Frightening Pumpkin Movies that will Haunt your Halloween, and your Head! And just like this Chilling Scary Jack-O-Lantern Head Pendant, Handmade from Polymer Clay, it’s Orange, Smiling, and Creepy as…
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Real Human Tooth Ring
EGADS! This Ring Contains a REAL Human Tooth! WOW! This Etsy Artist must be the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist, because this Ring is Crazy and Gory! Real Teeth? OMG! Just Think of the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this!
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Babysitter’s Nightmare Earrings
…NO? Little Junior didn’t know what “NO” meant. Little Junior was a Baby. An Enormous Baby with the Strength of 3 Men. As Susan soon found out… (and so the Description reads!) I say CRAAAAZZY! But still ULTRA Cool!…












