Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow Udders… You’ll be the Laughing Stock…! :)
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"All bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"How do you make a Milkshake?" "Give a Cow a Pogo Stick!" This Cute Cow Belly Navel Ring is made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, and is 3/8" Long. Plus, it has a Clear Gem that will make your Cattle BLING! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet
LMFAO! I LOVE Grumpy Cat… And I think Half the Internet does too. He’s just too Damned Funny! And this Bracelet is just what the Rest of the Grumpy World needs… A Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet that reads: I…
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Harry Potter Luck Necklace
Wear this Bottle of Felix Felicis around your Neck for LUCK! It’s the Harry Potter Luck Necklace to help you Fight off Evil Witches and Wizards! This Felix Felicis Charm is a Replica from the Harry Potter Movies… And…
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Dime N Ring
I’ve actually had a Customer Buy a Real Engagement Ring from me, and come back to Buy a “Fake” one, saying “I got Her the Real one, Now I want to get Her the Dime One!” HA! He knew…
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Human Eye Ear Plug
There’s nothing more Distinct and “EYE-CATCHING” then an Ear Plug that looks just like a Human Eye! Very COOL Ear Plug (Screw Fit) that is Aqua Hue and is filled with an Explosion of COLOR! Very, Very Sharp!
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Tetris Earrings
If there was one GAME that I was addicted to, it was TETRIS! I Played that Game until my Fingers wore out and my Gameboy Died! HA! Still LOVE the Game! How can you not? So Fans of the…
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Green Gothic Skull Ring
Get your Fingers ready for Halloween with this Ultra-Witchy Engagement Ring. Featuring a Gothic Skull Ring with a Lovely Green CZ Stone. Perfect for Cosplay, this Ring is Bone Chilling and Creepy Good. Plus, you can Purchase the Skull…
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