Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow Udders… You’ll be the Laughing Stock…! :)
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"All bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"How do you make a Milkshake?" "Give a Cow a Pogo Stick!" This Cute Cow Belly Navel Ring is made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, and is 3/8" Long. Plus, it has a Clear Gem that will make your Cattle BLING! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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I Have a Little Wiener Tie Bar
Oh Man, I Laughed Way too Hard on this one… It’s a Tie Clip Bar that has a Little Itty Bitty Doggie that reads “I HAVE A LITTLE WIENER”. HA HA HA HA HA! Talk about a Riot! This…
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Ogre Ear Trophy Necklace
“Wat? I Can’t Ear You!” This Necklace is an Oddity for sure. It’s a 3.5″ Tall Ogre Ear that Looks Real enough to be Sliced right off a Real Ogre. SWEET! Lord of the Rings Fans will LOVE it!…
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Sparkplug Earrings
These are Awesome! Sparkplug Earrings (or that’s a Sparking Plug in Britain)! COOL! A Spark Plug is a Device for Delivering Electric Current from an Ignition System to the Combustion Chamber of a Spark-Ignition Engine to Ignite the Compressed…
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Ice Cream Dangle Belly Ring
HA! I’m gonna Lick that! It’s an Ice Cream Cone that Dangles from your Belly and it’s Colorful, Cool, with a Cherry on Top! :P Split into 3 Sections, this Ice Cream Cone is made out of a 3/8″…
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What-Ever Ring
What-Ever Kids Ring, with an interchangeable Charm for a Bracelet. It brings communicate to a halt. “Sue, did you do your homew…” “WHAT-EVER!” :)
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Itchy and Scratchy Earrings
I LOVE Itchy & Scratchy, which is a Running Gag and Animated Cartoon Series Featured in the The Simpsons. They are often paired with The Krusty the Clown Show, and watched Regularly by Bart and Lisa Simpson. FUNNY STUFF!…
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