The All Seeing Eyeball Cufflinks
"What do you call a Fish with no Eyes? " "A Fsh!" :) Okay Okay, one more... A Blonde Asked the Optometrist "I Keep Getting a Stabbing Pain in my Eye every time I Drink Coffee!" He Looked at Her and Replied "Have you Tried Taking the Spoon out of the Cup?" :) Bah ha ha... You'll get plenty of Chuckles with these Cufflinks as well. Eyeball Cufflinks with Big Blue Pupils... YIKES! Cool Cufflinks with Bullet Back Closures that look Confusing when you Cross your Arms! Too Much Fun! Everyone will have their Eyes on YOU!
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Pistol Pendant
This Pistol Pendant reminds me of a Great Laugh from “Married with Children”: Peg comes in Holding a Copy of TV Guide. She says to Al “Hi Honey. Did you Miss me?” He Replies: “With every Bullet so far.”…
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Bitten Twinkie Pendant
Looks just like a Real Twinkie (it really does), but this Cool Pendant is made out of Polymer Clay! For such a Low Price you get the Pendant only. You’ll have to supply your own Necklace and Appetite! Enjoy!…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Don’t Be An Asshole Pendant
LMAO! Boy do I know TONS of people that would LOVE this Pendant… Because EVERYONE is someone else’s Asshole! Right? And this Funny 1″ Pendant Necklace is Engraved with the Phrase “Don’t Be An ASSHOLE”, with a Humorous Smiley…
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Tasmanian Devil Belly Ring
Wow! The Tasmanian Devil, TAZ, has been around since 1954. He’s an Animated Cartoon Character featured in the Warner Bros. “Looney Tunes” and “Merrie Melodies” Series of Cartoons. And as a Kid, I LOVED HIM! Viscous, Fast, and Terrible……












