I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Glass Alien Double Flare Plugs
“What’s E.T. Short for?” “Because he’s got Little Legs!” HA! “What do you call an Alien with 3 Eyes?” “An Aliiien!” :) “How do you Greet a Three Headed Alien?” “Hello, Hello, Hello!” “How do Aliens keep their Pants…
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Comic Book Bracelet
This most Fascinating Cuff Style Bracelet Features Hand Rolled Paper Beads made from “The Dandy Annual,” which is a long running British Comic Book. Measuring 7 1/2″, this Bracelet is Flexible AND FUN!
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Anodized Vibrating Nipple Ring
At first I thought these Cool Colorful Nipple Rings were Pill Containers, but NOOOOOOO! They’re Battery Operated Vibrators that Vibrate your Nipples when you Wear them! WOW! That’ll keep you Smiling all Day… Made of Stainless Steel, these Rainbow…
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Microlight Watch Clip
This Beautiful Pocket Watch made by the Dakota Watch Company, is SO PRACTICAL! This is NOT your ordinary Pocket Watch, or any Watch for that matter. This Watch you Clip onto your Belt Loop and carry with you… IT’S…
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Solar Watches
Solar Power is the Conversion of Sunlight into Electricity, either Directly using Photovoltaics (PV), or indirectly using Concentrated Solar Power (CSP). Concentrated Solar Power Systems use Lenses or Mirrors and Tracking Systems to Focus a Large Area of Sunlight…
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Poop Necklace
This Whimsical Poop Necklace is Perfect when you’re Feeling like Shit! Really! Sometimes you just want to Wear something that expresses your Attitude, and POOP says a lot. Poop in a Heart that is. Because we all LOVE to…












