I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…
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Hi Hater Smiley Necklace
Say “HELLO” to all your Haters with this Cheesy Fun Necklace! Featuring a JUMBO Iced-Out Yellow Smiley Face holding up a Sign that reads: “Hi Haters”. It’s Hilarious, Cool, and it sends the Message Loud and Clear! :)
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Jason Hockey Mask Ring
Jason Voorhees never looked better in this Hockey Mask made of Stainless Steel. Such Cool Features… AND it’s Durable… AND it’s CHEAP! No Nightmares here!
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Pin Cushion Ring
LOL This is FUNNYYYYYY! But… It actually WORKS too! So all you Sewing Buffs… This makes a PERFECT Gift for YOU! With a Big Oversized Outrageous Orange Ceramic Pod, and a Dark Blue Pin Cushion, you can Pin, Stab…
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Pink Playboy Bunny Nipple Ring
This little Bunny ROCKS! It’s a Playboy Bunny (Iconic Rabbit Head) Nipple Barbell Ring that is Adorned with Pave Pink Gems and a Red Gem Eye! Cute, Girly, and Sparkling like Crazy, this Nipple Ring will make you BLING!
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Tainted Meat Necklace
The Walking Dead Fans Rejoice, because this Tainted Meat’s just for YOU! A Handmade Sign, that Creepily reads: TAINTED MEAT! Make a Statement with this Crazy Pendant, Etched and Adorned with Antiqued Patina for added Depth, it’s Suspended from…












