Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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Vampire Teeth Love Nipple Rings
Crunch, Munch! What a place to be Bitten… The Nipples! Ouch! But that’s exactly what it will look like when you slide these Stainless Steel Vampire Fangs around your Pointed Piercings… Made out of Surgical Steel, these Barbells come…
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Iron Man Power Bar
This is the Avengers “Iron Man” MAGTITAN NEO LEGEND Power Band! In other words: AWESOME! Even Tony Stark would wear one of these Limited Edition pieces of Jewelry! Beautifully made, DURABLE, and oh so COOL!
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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Christmas Tree Love Pendant
Such a Great Gift to Give for Christmas… A Crystal Blinging Christmas Tree Pendant (adorned with Beautiful Red and Green Crystals), Topped with a Gold Star, and reading “LOVE” in Glistening AAA Cubic Zirconias. It’s Romantic, Stunning, and Ideal…
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Zipper Dangle Nipple Ring
That’s exactly what I was thinking… Wouldn’t it be Cool to Unzip your Nip? HA! Well, now you can with these Colorful CZ Zipper Dangle Nipple Rings. Looking like a Gemstone Zipper, the Barbell is Invisible, so it looks…
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