Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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Razor Blade Nipple Bar Ring
Feeling Dangerous? Want to look like a Bad Boy? Well with this Nipple Ring, you can make anyone’s day… For it’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that features Cool and Creepy Razor Blades… Not Real Blades, of course, but still…
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Sock Monkey Bead Charm
This OHM Bead is Compatible with All Major Brand Bracelets, Necklaces, and Anklets (in other words: PANDORA!). It’s Cute, Cuddly, and will add some Humor to your Adorable Charm Bracelet. Cheers!
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Orange Stainless Steel Bracelet
This Stainless Steel Orange Rubber Bracelet is made entirely of Surgical Grade Stainless Steel and of course, Orange Rubber! Great Look, very Cool, very Different. You can’t go wrong with Orange!
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Snot Nose Brooch
“When you’re Neckin’ with yer Honey, and your Nose is kinda Runny, you might think it’s Funny… But it’S-NOT!” “What does a Booger in Love tell his Girl Friend?” “I’m Stuck on you!” Okay, enough with the Booger Jokes,…
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Swagg Penguin Belly Ring
LMAO! Being Swag is one thing… Being a Swagg Penguin is another. And this Dangling Penguin is Hip, Cool, and Ultra Swagg (Double G!) Made out Acrylic, with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Belly Button Ring features…
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Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like…
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