Little Lawn Ring
“It’s too Hot to Wear Clothes Today,” a Man said to his Wife, stepping out of the Shower. “What do you Reckon the Neighbors will Think if I Mow the Grass like this?” he asked. She looked at him and Smirked… “That I Married you for your Money!” HA! No one likes to Mow the Grass, and with this FUN Ring, you won’t have to. It’s a Little Lawn Ring with Grass that never Grows! It’s always Perfect! :)
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Amazing Miniature Lawn Grass Ring
Wearing this Ring is like Carrying around Spring on your Fingers. It's made out of Metal, and Fiber in Various Shades of Green... and it LOOKS like the Real Thing! Set in an Old Gold Colored Bezel, these Fibers are Solid, and Flexible and will get you TONS of Compliments. The Ring Size is Adjustable to fit most Fingers. Enjoy your Little Plot of Grass, and SPRING right where you need it! :)
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Wilma Flintstone Bracelet
Oh Wilma Wilma Wilma… What would Wilma Flintstone be without her Faux-Dinosaur-Tooth Pearl Bracelet? Right? Featuring Huge White Balls made out of Polymer Clay, this Bracelet is Yabba Dabba Doo! Corded and Part of a SET, you’ll also Receive…
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Evil Dead Cufflinks
FUN FUN FUN! Everything’s More FUN when you have a Chainsaw, Right? :) Well it is if you’re an Evil Dead Junkie. Featuring the Book of the Dead, Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, and the Iconic Chainsaw, you can almost Picture Bruce…
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Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in…
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….
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Chewing Gum Earring Set
These are COOL! And Colorful! For these Earrings look just like Chewed Bubblegum! SWEET! Featuring 5 Earrings, of different colors, that looks so realistic, you’ll want to take a bite. But don’t, for these adorable earrings are made out…
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Till Death Stitches Ring
Oh Man, I love these rings… Stitches Rings, made out of 316L Stainless Steel, Created by Han Cholo, with Flesh, Bones, Wounds, and Stitching all the way around, just like Frankenstein. SWEET! Deadly! Dark… Engraved inside with “Till Death…
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