Maximum Speed Belly Ring
“What comes after 69?” “Mouthwash!” LOL And with this TOO FUN Belly Navel Ring, I’m sure you’ll be hearing a TON of 69 Jokes. Enough to make your Head Spin… Er… This Belly Button Ring is a Road Sign that Reads “Maximum Speed 69 MPH” Any Questions?
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Maximum Speed 69 MPH Belly Button Ring
"Whats 72?" "69 with Three People Watching!" Bah haha ha hah! This Belly Ring is made of an Acrylic Street Sign Dangling from a 14 Gauge, 7/16" Long, Anodized Titanium, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbel with 5mm Balls. It's Cool! It's Easy to Read! And you'll get Plenty of Smiles, Drinks, and Dates... Fo Sho! :)
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Balloon Dog Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are ADORABLE! Blue Balloon Doggie Cufflinks that will get plenty of “Ooohs” and “Ahhhhs” No Doubt! Made out of Rhodium Plated Brass and Blue as the Sky, these Dogs will have everyone Barking! :)
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Freddy Krueger Necklace
Growing up, the Nightmare on Elm Street was one of my Favorite Horror Movies. In the Beginning, when Freddy was Standing in the Street with 20′ arms… That was INSANE! This Pendant brings it all back to life! Muah…
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Ankh of the Dead Necklace
The Ankh of the Dead is Egyptian Mythology, and NOW, it’s a Stunning Necklace that brings it all to Life! This Ultra-Cool Pendant has Hieroglyphs down the middle, AND a Very Cool HIDDEN Dagger inside! SWEET!
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Zombie Head Charm Bead
Well, this is what I call Bed-Head! Just look at that Mug. UGLY! This COOL Zombie Head is not only Snarling, with Ripped Lips and Rotten Teeth, but it has One Eye and a Cracked Open Skull! In other…
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Star Wars Lightsaber Earrings
These Lightsaber Earrings come in cool colors of Red, Green and Blue (sold in pairs). They’re french-hook style earrings with rubber stoppers and are 2 1/4″ long (no jokes about the size… fuzzball!
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