Okay, I saw the IT Movie… It was Creepy. That Clown… Those Balloons… YIKES! And so, to Celebrate Clown Season (err, I mean Halloween), how about some Scary Clown Earrings Featuring Those Bright Red, Bloody Balloons Reading “We All…

Sweet… This Wristband looks just like all the Fitbits and Fitness Wristbands on the market today… The biggest difference, this is a Hidden Camera Wristband Bracelet that Secretly Spies and Records the Activity around you in Crisp, Clean 1080…

The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…

Stores are putting Halloween goods out, candy, costumes, decorations… So why not decorate yourself? Get yourself some Halloween Ear Plugs… Er, excuse me, FAKE Ear Plugs that are Orange and Black and look just like Octopus Tentacles… Creepy, Crazy,…

YIKES! Holy Crap… IT’s Clown Day Today… The Premier of Stephen King’s IT… And it’s Scary as Hell. Just like this Creepy Ass Clown Pin, the things of Horrors and Nightmares and Red Balloons. A Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin/Brooch…

Love it. Love the Griffin… The Griffin is a Legendary Creature with the Body, Tail, and Back Legs of a Lion; the Head and Wings of an Eagle; and an Eagle’s Talons as its Front Feet. And this Griffin…

You know Halloween’s coming when the Blood Bags come out. And with these Bloody Bags, everyone can get in on the Screams. Fun Bags, full of Bright Red Blood (Choose your Blood Type), Dripping down a Red Tube and…

Pack up and Travel out of this World with this 18″ Necklace featuring a Celestial Dichroic Glass Pendant enclosed with a Twisted Wire and Accented by Swarovski Crystals. It’s like the Universe rolled up into one Magnificent Pendant, made…

You gotta Adore Ed Sheeran. Such a Likeable Guy… As his Concert Poster shows; A Funny Faced Ed, Sticking his Tongue out, with a Piece of Paper on the end reading “HI”. HA! Now Created into a Great Bracelet,…

HA HA HA!!! Medusa’s seen better days. I think my eyes are turning to Stone just looking at her. Medusa, with a Hair full of Venomous Snakes, Cast in Stainless Steel… AWESOME; In a Nightmarish sort of way. A…

Nacho, Nacho Cheese! MMM GOOD! These Foodie Earrings are Fun, Crunchy, Realistic Looking, and Making my Mouth Water. Fun Dangle Earrings, Handmade from Polymer Clay, Featuring Golden Brown Nacho Chips, Cheesy-Cheese, or Fresh Ripe Guacamole (Your choice). So DIG…

What a Wonderful Necklace Set… Featuring two different Pendants, one for him, one for her… As they separate, for a little while. Whether it’s him (or her) going off to the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines… Going to Africa…

“Pew Pew Pew!!!” That’s me playing Space Invaders (and Dying Horribly). Space Invaders is an Arcade Video Game created by Tomohiro Nishikado and Released in 1978, and it’s still one of the Best Games ever Created. So Honor that…

“Coo Wee, Coo Wee, Coo Wee…” That’s the Sound a Unicorn makes… In my Dreams. Rainbow Dreams… It could be because of this Darling Belly Button Dangle. Probably. For it’s a Majestic Unicorn, Horn and all, with a Fancy…

Oh God… This Wrist Watch makes my Eyes Hurt just looking at it… It’s an Optical Illusion with a Crazy Moire Effect that Changes with the Time… Don’t Stare at it too long… The Face Pattern Spins and it’s…

HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…

“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…

Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud…

Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…

Awwwwww! How Adorable! Cute, Colorful Pinata Earrings that are so Fun and Fantastically Detailed, they make me Smile. An Iconic Pinata, Handmade with Top Quality Surgical Steel Posts (Perfect for anyone with Metal Allergies), Printed, Cut, Sealed with a…

Lovely… Don’t like it, DEAL WITH IT! The meme “Deal With It” is an expression used as a Retort in Response to someone’s Disapproval. Often Associated with Image Macros and Animated GIFs, which the Subject wears a Pair of…

Such a Beautifully Detailed X-Wing Pendant… So Perfect for the Star Wars Geek. It’s an X-Wing Fighter, Cast in Metal and Dangling from a Link Chain. Plus, it has the Iconic Crystal Laser Beams shooting out of its Laser…

“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…

Get your Ears ready and your Fists high, because it’s Howard Stern; The King of all Media, coming at you with a Very Cool, Antique Nickel Plated Tie Bar. Use it as a Lapel Pin, Clip, wherever you stick…