“I Went to Choose my New Glasses Today. Pretty Lady in the Opticians asked, “Would you like them with a Rim?” Needless to say, it’ll be a While Before they let me back into Specsavers again!” HA! Oh these…

This Pendant is Filled with Beer… YOU WISH! It would be like a Little Flask that you could take anywhere you go! HA! Sadly, it’s just an Image Sealed under a 1″ Dome in a Shiny Silver Plated Tray….

Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…

Tidy up your Halloween Costume with some Creepy Bones and Skulls. It’s a Cute Skulls and Crossbones Bracelet that will Stretch and Fit over most any Wrist (attached, or not). Fancy, Bony, and all those Eye Holes… It’s Ideal…

These look Awesome until someone grabs your Head and starts to Play! HA! Neat Game Console Ear Plugs that are Great for the Gamer Geek! Sleek, Colorful, and COOL! It makes you want to have some FUN!

YUCK YUCK YUCK! This Bracelet STINKS! Really! It holds a Litchi Stink Bug that’s just Creepy as Hell. Recently, an Outbreak of Stink Bugs was Observed in India… And now they are BACK with this Buggy Bracelet! RUNNNNNN!