Clean Simple Surgical Steel Belly Button Rings
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Flat Cat Brooch
Awww, it’s either Fluffy is Pooped and laying on the Ground like a Bear Rug… Or, she’s been Stepped on by an Elephant, Or, she’s been Run over by the UPS Driver. HA! Either way, she’s Cute, Funny, and…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Vamp Bangle
I LOVE this Stylish Wrist-Ware for the Fashionable Vampire Sympathiser. Set with a Red Swarovski Crystal, the Fangs & Etched Crosses (on the backside) add Awesome Finishing Details! You Vant?
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Chain Link Fidget Bracelet
What a Great Idea. This Bracelet can be Worn as Jewelry, or Used as a Fidget Toy for Stress Relief, ADD, ADHD, Anxiety, or Autism. It’s Moveable, Flexible, Fun Bike Chain Links that are made of High Polished Stainless…
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Spy vs Spy Earrings
Spy teaches his Cat to Steal Secret Plans from the other Spy. But the other Spy is Building a Mechanical Mouse that Distracts the Cat, who then takes it back, only to have the Mouse Blow up in his…












