Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Meteorite Wedding Band
Just Beautiful! I am in LOVE with this Ring! The Colors of the Green Box Elder Burl Wood is Stunning! And Spliced right down the Center of the Ring… A Strip of REAL Meteorite! Really! It’s from OUTER SPACE!…
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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777 Lucky Tie Tack
Lucky 7 is the World’s Most Magic Number. It’s Significant across Religions and Cultures, and is Overwhelmingly a Favorite Number… With 7 Days of the Week, 7 Colors of the Rainbow, 7 Musical Notes, 7 Seas, 7 Continents… and…
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Skull Ring Watch
This is a COOL PRACTICAL Ring that’s also a Watch! Featuring a Grinning Skull with Dark Eye Sockets, this Skeleton tells the Time. Simply hinge back his Cranium and there’s a Quartz Watch beneath the lid. SWEET!
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BBQ Timing Watch
What a Really Great Idea from Kickstarter… It’s a Wrist Watch that’s not only COOL to Look at, with Impressive Black and Red Coloring that’s very Eye-Catching, but it’s Functional as well. It’s a BBQ Watch called the GrillTimer,…
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Beer And Bull Sh*t Earrings
HA… And you can’t get enough of either. It’s Hilarious Stud Earrings, a Set of Three that will make anyone HOLLER! Especially when they understand the meaning. It’s Beer and Bull-S*it Earrings, featuring a Great Glass of Beer, and…
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