Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Camouflage Cross Pendant
What Pendant? I Don’t See Any Pendant… OH… It’s Camouflage! :P Now you can Flaunt your Faith in Style with this Cross Pendant that Boasts a Camouflage Motif for a Unique, Modern Edge. Very Cool, something that will Stand…
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Zombie Stretched Lobe Earrings
These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…
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Moon Ring
Talk about COOOOOOOL! This Ring is MORE than just a Ring… It’s actually the MOON! Created from Planetary Data from a Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, this Ring has all the Mountains and Impact Craters of the Real Moon, and it…
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Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit…
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Japanese Zombie Girl Necklace
LMAO! This Just makes me Laugh! It’s a Japanese Girl, a ZOMBIE no doubt, Eating a BIG BOWL OF BLOODY BRAINS! HA! Too Funny! Look at her Huge Wide Eyes Staring Right into your Soul. Creepy and Hilarious at…












