Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Red Dice Earrings
I am Fascinated with Dice. Not just any Dice, but Red Translucent Die… Like those hanging from these Dangle Earrings. I could look at them all Day! :) These 6 Sided D6 Crystal Shaped Dice are Red, See-Through, and…
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Steel Tire Forged Carbon Fiber Ring
Wow, I’ve seen some Tire Tread Rings before, but never one this Detailed and REAL! It looks just like a Rubber Tire… Very Impressive. Especially when you realize that it’s made out of Steel. Stainless Steel Treads, laid on…
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Sock Monkey Earrings
Okay these Earrings make me Laugh. A Lot! They’re Perfect for any Sock Monkey Fan. Fun Colorful Sock Monkey Heads Hand-Crafted out of Glass and Hung from Stainless Steel or Silver (your choice) Fish Wire Hooks… Just look at…
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Tombstone Halloween Ring
“Do you know how many People are Dead in a Cemetery?” “ALL OF THEM!” HA… A little Graveyard Joke… I’m sure you’re DYING with Laughter! You know Halloween is coming when the Tombstone Ring comes out. Frightening Good Fun,…
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Rebel Scum Cufflinks
“Freeze You Rebel Scum” is such a GREAT LINE! These Stormtroopers are Ready to SHOOT, and they’ll look Awesome on your Cuffs as well! These Cool Comic Book Cufflinks that will NEVER go out of Style! “NOW FREEZE!”
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Skull BOO Necklace
I am in LOVE with this BOO Necklace… It’s so Darling and Clever. A Cute Skull Necklace, reading BOO, with SKULLS! Very Unique and Perfect for the Halloween Spooks. You can purchase this Necklace out of Gold, or Silver…
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