Will Return Necklace
This is SO me! I will return to Work in 8 hours… HA! You see these “Will Return” Clocks everywhere in Store Front Windows, but you never see them on the actual Worker. BAH! Talk about a Riot. Put this on, Kick Back, Relax… Let everyone know that you are on Break and Will Return at the Specified Time. I’d LOVE to see their Reactions! Oh look, the Boss is coming… :)
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Will Return Work Clock Pendant Necklace
I dig this Necklace. Made from Acrylic and Strung on an 18" Chain, this Clock actually has Hands that MOVE! So you really can Dictate what Time and WHEN you'll return. This is Perfect for Fridays, Casual Days, or Asshole Days! :) Which reminds me of a Joke... A Doctor reaches into his Smock to get a Pen to Write a Prescription and Pulls out a Rectal Thermometer. "Oh, Damn it," he Proclaims, "Some Asshole has my Pen!"
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Red Crystal Bullet Necklace
Beautiful Red Bullets… Creepy Cool and Deadly too! And this Bullet Necklace is certainly one that will Compliment any Gunslinger Halloween Outfit… It’s a Bullet Shell Casing, with the Slickest Red Crystal sticking out the end… Faceted, Mesmerizing, Divine……
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Crop Circle Brooch
I am in LOVE with this Brooch! HOW COOL! I’ve always been Intrigued with Crop Circles. ALWAYS! A Crop Circle is a Sizable Pattern Created by the Flattening of a Crop such as Cereal, Rapeseed, Reeds, Thistle, Grass or…
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Swag Hoodie Pendant
I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…
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Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way…
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Red Bone Voodoo Earrings
Creep out the Folks this Halloween Season with some Creepy Dark Voodoo Earrings! WOW! Scary Voodoo Mask Earrings dangling from Red BONES! SICK! I Love it! Handmade out of Glazed Stoneware, these Detailed Death Heads dive below Enameled Copper…
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Garden Salad Bowl Ring
“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…
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