What a Hearty Pair of Plugs Matey. Those Shiny Pieces O’ Eight would look Mighty Fine in my Jolly Roger! So one more Scurvy Dog from you, and you’ll be Walking the Plank to Davy Jones’ Locker! Better get…

Death is coming… Souls are Rising… All Saints Day, Halloween, and Devil’s Night are HERE. And nobody better to usher in the Dark, than the Grim Reaper himself. Engraved on a Belly Button Ring, this Bad Boy is Bloody,…

LMAO! Oh Man and his Sausage… He likes the Meat now doesn’t he? And just like this Pendant, this Bearded Man is Happy to Chow down on Sausage Link after Sausage Link. It’s an Antiqued Bronze Pendant Necklace, approx…

Set in an Old Gold Color Bezel, this Little Patch of Land can add some Natural Outdoorsy to your life (and a Scrap of Grass that the Dog hasn’t Peed on). Makes an Interesting Eye-Ball Catcher for any Outfit…

Cheeky Ring with a Mini-Woman sitting on a Chair, making a Chewing Gum Bubble, on a Green Ring made of Resin. It will make people go “WHAAAAAATTT?”

There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…