Autopsy Necklace
“OMG!!!” That’s probably the Reaction you’ll get when you Wear this Necklace… Unless you work in the Morgue! :) Post-Mortem Examination can now be done Close-Up and on your NECK! SWEEEEEET!
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This Makes my Heart POP outta my Chest!
Check out this ULTRA-AWESOME Chest Popping Autopsy Pendant. IT'S KILLER! Made with Polymer Clay, Stainless Steel Wire, Findings, Sealant, and LOTS of RED PAINT, this Necklace just SCREAMS your Name! The last time I saw this was in the Movie Alien... :) Glazed for a Nice Morbid Shine, this Artist did a Great Job in Preserving Death FOREVER! COOL!
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Batman Bat Signal Key Chain
Such a Cool Key Chain. It’s Functional and Geeky! Everyone can use a light on their Keys, but a Bat Signal??? Now that’s impressive! Wait… Do I hear the Batmobile?
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Square Pendant Necklace
Featuring One Round Cubic Zircon Gemstone, set in a Square Pendant Necklace! I think this Pendant is the Cutest little Pendant. The CZ is loose and held in place by the open Box. Very Different, very COOL!
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow…
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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