The Bracelet that could Save your Life!
There are many Copies in the Civilian Market of Paracord Cord, but real Military Grade Cord is Designated MIL-C-5040 Type III and rated for 550 Pounds. This Parachute Cord is the REAL DEAL. It's Durable, has 7 Inner Yarns, and can Help you in the most Dire of Circumstances! Look at it as a Guarantee that you'll have 10+ Feet of Survival Rope at all times! Uses: Tent or Pole Support, Clothes Line, Tow Line, Tarp Tie Down, Pack Strap, Shoe Lace, Garden Lines, Fire Bow, Lanyard, Survival Kit, Knife Wrap, and Lifeline. While the most inner Lines could be used for: Sewing, Fishing, Trapping-Snares, Dental Floss, Emergency Stitches... See, Hunters, Campers, Hikers, Naturalists, Explorers, you name it, could benefit from carrying around a Bracelet like this! Pick one up TODAY!
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Wooden Pallet Earrings
We go together like a Forklift and a Pallet of Toilet Paper… HA! You know you’re in love when he gives you Planks of Wood for your Ears! Ah, it’s so Romantic! And who doesn’t Adore these… They’re Wooden…
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Candy Heart Charm Beads
Talk about CUTE! These Charm Beads look just like those Candy Hearts you get at Valentine’s Day.. “CRUNCH CRUNCH!” With Sayings like “Be Mine” “True Love” “I Love You” “Kiss Me” and “XOXO”, your Charm Bracelet will gets lots…
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Adjustable Scorpion Ring
Such a creepy bad ass ring… A scorpion tail that’s not only a metal wonder, but it MOVES too! Snap your finger up, and this knuckle ring whips into action. Crafted out of stainless steel, this scorpion ring will…
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TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny…
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Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that…
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Unicorn Vomiting Rainbow Wrist Watch
With Unicorns being so Popular now, it’s no wonder that the “Puking Rainbows” Meme would cross over to the Cute Overload Side. Originally started as a Rainbow Puking up Rainbow Colors, it’s Morphed into the Funniest Crap. Just like…