The Bracelet that could Save your Life!
There are many Copies in the Civilian Market of Paracord Cord, but real Military Grade Cord is Designated MIL-C-5040 Type III and rated for 550 Pounds. This Parachute Cord is the REAL DEAL. It's Durable, has 7 Inner Yarns, and can Help you in the most Dire of Circumstances! Look at it as a Guarantee that you'll have 10+ Feet of Survival Rope at all times! Uses: Tent or Pole Support, Clothes Line, Tow Line, Tarp Tie Down, Pack Strap, Shoe Lace, Garden Lines, Fire Bow, Lanyard, Survival Kit, Knife Wrap, and Lifeline. While the most inner Lines could be used for: Sewing, Fishing, Trapping-Snares, Dental Floss, Emergency Stitches... See, Hunters, Campers, Hikers, Naturalists, Explorers, you name it, could benefit from carrying around a Bracelet like this! Pick one up TODAY!
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Adjustable Silver Spider Bracelet
Everyone loves Spiders on their Arm, right? Creepy, Crawly little Spiders that lay eggs in your mouth? Nice… Spider Lovers, this is your Bracelet! For it’s a Cute Spider, made out of Sterling Silver, strapped onto a Web of…
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Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for…
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Zodiac Necklace
The Zodiac has always Fascinated me. The Symbols, the Signs, the Stars… all the Mythology that Surrounds the Universe are really out of this World! And this Pendant, is Bold, Beautiful and Equally Enchanting as well! :)
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Fake Engagement Ring
LMFAO! Oh Boy, this Ring is “The RING” for Sure! It’s a Fake Engagement Ring that’s PERFECT for a GAG GIFT! You know, for the Woman who constantly Nags about “Getting Married!” Well, I’d LOVE to see her Reaction…
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Maximum Speed Belly Ring
“What comes after 69?” “Mouthwash!” LOL And with this TOO FUN Belly Navel Ring, I’m sure you’ll be hearing a TON of 69 Jokes. Enough to make your Head Spin… Er… This Belly Button Ring is a Road Sign…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…












