"How many Licks does it take to get to the Center of..."
This Great Looking Creamy Soft-Serve Ice Cream Waffle Cone is actually made out of Acrylic and makes my Mouth Drool! The 7/16" Long Barbell is 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a 5mm Ball at the top. Get this Tasty-Looking Belly Button Ring and it just might tide you over until the Real Thing's Available! :)
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Playstation Controller Ear Plugs
There’s nothing I’d like more than to stick my finger in your holes and push your buttons… Oh wait… What am I thinking… Those holes are ear holes, and the buttons: A Playstation Controller! My bad! Fun Ear Plugs,…
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Black Dragon Vein Bracelet
There’s Blood in them Veins… Dragon Blood! Sounds like a quote from The Hobbit, but in fact, it’s a line of Gemstones; Agates to be exact! Great looking Genuine Stones with Crazy Natural Formations and Inclusions in them that…
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Mona Lisa Nicolas Cage Cufflinks
LMAO! Now this is Funny Sh*t! It’s Nicolas Cage and his dumb “You Don’t Say?” Glare, attached to Mona Lisa, the Best-Know Pre-Internet Meme in the World! It could have been painted by Leonardo da Vinci, right? But now,…
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Adorable Unicorn Belly Ring
Awwww, talk about Darling. It’s like My Little Pony meets your Belly in a Pink Explosion. Right? Such a Cute Pink Unicorn, Happy and Smiling, Flying across your Navel like something right out of a Fairy Tale. But it’s…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Bacon Slices Earrings
LMAO! You know what looks Good on your Face Girl? BACON! HA! Slices of Bacon running down your Ears… YUM! And these Bacon Slice Earrings will ATTRACT a LOT of Attention! All the Guys will be Drooling and Looking…












